Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Frydo • Professor Hubert Farnsworth • The Great Wizard Greyfarn • Dr. Zoidberg • Monster Zoidberg • Farmer • Dwarf • Smitty • Treedledum
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.
- Frydo: Why aren't you killing it, Leela? You love killing!
- Leegola: [Looking at her reflection in her sword covered with Zoiberg's blood] No! No more killing!
- Monster Zoidberg: Ohhhhhh! So suddenly Miss Goody Four Shoes over here doesn't kill anymore. She killed me not five minutes ago! What am I, chopped liver?
- Leegola: Shut up!
- [She starts slashing at him again with her sword]
- Monster Zoidberg: Ow! Stop chopping my liver!
- [Momon has transformed into a dragon and with the Die of Power, Frydo transforms into a dragon as well]
- Frydo: So it's all come down to this... a dungeon... and dragons!
- Monster Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming.
- The Great Wizard Greyfarn: Yes, tis a powerful object in both our worlds. If you fail to destroy it in yours, perhaps you were brought here that you might have have a second chance!
- Frydo: So this land is real?
- The Great Wizard Greyfarn: Oooh dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science, we believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas.
- Leegola: God help us.
- Dr. Zoidberg: You harbor resentment because they pushed you to study medicine when all you ever wanted was to be a song-and-dance man.
- [He dances around and sings a tune then falls to his knees and sobs]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Why? Whyyy?
- Turanga Leela: I was raised in an orphanarium. My parents are sewer mutants who I never even met until a few years ago.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Then you've got to go to them and work this song-and-dance stuff out. Maybe have them cook me nice dinner. No scallions. I hate them.
- [to an intercom]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Amy, cancel my appointments.
- Amy Wong: [Over the intercom] Stop calling me!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Wait. Before my moment of shame, could I give my boy a hug?
- [stares at Igner]
- Mom: Oh, go ahead. I've never done it, I guess somebody should.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [the Planet Express ship has been seriously damaged in a demolition derby] Yes, she's a wonderful ship, all right - as beautiful now as the day I got botched laser eye surgery.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sure I don't need to explain that all dark matter in the universe is linked in the form of a single non-local metaparticle.