Annie Oakley

. . . actress P. Hearst's grandpa during the True-to-Life Peabody's Improbable History titled ANNIE OAKLEY. This film reveals the thoroughly discredited Hearst scion for the heartless scalawag he actually was, out to commit any and all felonies on the books if he perceived an opportunity to heap 30 more pieces of silver onto his hoarder's mountain of ill-gotten wealth. Therefore, ANNIE OAKLEY was intended to be a clarion call to bulldoze any so-called "castles" bearing the name of this malingering miscreant, rather than perpetuating his memory by means of over-priced tourist traps. Any traces of this arch villain's plundered Empire need to be consigned to the purging flames of eradicating fire, just like his favorite childhood toy, the sled "Rosebud," ANNIE OAKLEY demands.

. . . Annie "Oakley" Mosey's Life and Times. In Real Life, the main Bad Man plaguing Ms. Mosey was named Billy Randy Hearst, NOT Forrest Primeval. Later infamous as CITIZEN KANE, this inventor of "yellow journalism" would do anything--legal or otherwise--to make a quick buck. Because he owned tree plantations in South America, he had far more durable newsprint made from hemp outlawed with his bogus "Reefer Madness" hoax which still prevails in the deplorable "Red States" Today. Ms. Mosey became an early movie star on Nov. 1, 1894. Tragically, her shooting career was cut short by a near-fatal railroad accident seven years later. Then "Rosebud" Hearst knowingly circulated a totally fabricated lie about the disabled Ms. Mosey being a cocaine addict in his string of ill-gotten news rags. Though Ms. Oakley won 56 libel trials against the Evil Hearst Machine in U. S. Courts, she wound up SPENDING more on legal fees than the Business Toady Injustice System awarded to her. Hearst and his crony Judges destroyed Annie's life.