- Sue Claussen: I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?
- Mike: Sure.
- Sue Claussen: Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a bitch.
- Mike: ...I like it!
- Mike: What about kids? Do you want to have kids?
- Sue Claussen: [avoiding the question] You know what was really great about that Yoga class?
- Mike: ?
- Sue Claussen: It was the breathing stuff. I don't do that.
- Mike: Breathe?
- Sue Claussen: There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air
- [takes a deep breath]
- Sue Claussen: and I have to tell myself "Breathe, Sue. Just keep breathing."
- [exhales]
- Sue Claussen: Yes, I want kids.
- Mike: Take care of yourself a little... so that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you!
- Mike: Maryland is for... lovers. Bumper sticker?
- Sue Claussen: Virginia. Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for crabs.