- Ex-girlfriend: Whatever happens in the end, I don't wanna lose you as my friend.
- Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
- Jack: [answers ringing phone] Hello?
- Ex-girlfriend: Hi. I'm on my way from the airport, and the front desk won't give me your room number.
- [long pause]
- Ex-girlfriend: What's your room number?
- Jack: 403.
- Ex-girlfriend: See you in half an hour.
- Jack: Wait a second.
- Ex-girlfriend: What?
- Jack: Where are you?
- Ex-girlfriend: I'm here.
- Jack: I didn't say you could come here.
- Ex-girlfriend: Can I come there?
- Jack: OK.
- Ex-girlfriend: I'll see you in half an hour.