Growing Op (2008)

Wallace Langham: Bryce

Quotes 

• Bryce Dawson : Well, you look like big girls! Can't you read my sign?

  [Referring to the one on the front door] 

  Sprite #1 : 'Welcome.'

  Bryce Dawson : Well, thanks! But we're not interested.

  Sprite #1 : But everyone else on the street is buying them! It's for a good cause.

  Bryce Dawson : Oh, so you're selling conformity, along with toxic sugar treats. Well, did you know that Wood Sprites can trace back their insidious origins back to Lord Baden Powell, who was not only a neo-Fascist, but was also an infamous advocate of apartheid?

  Sprite #1 : [Befuddled]  What?

  Bryce Dawson : [Waving cynically at the mother]  Yeah, ask your mom. And tell her you just have to peddle your little boxes of bigotry... elsewhere. Nighty night!

  Sprite #1 : [Turns away crying]  Mom, what's apartheid?

• Bryce Dawson : [Waving at the couple in the Hummer SUV, pretending to be friendly, murmurs:]  Enjoy nine-to-five hell, suckers. Spew as much CO2 into the biosphere as you possibly can.