Toothfairy 2

Now that's one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.

This movie ruined British horror for me.

Don't bother watching this movie.

Sucks big time!!!

I can't believe this script got made into a real movie. Now, whenever I decide to post a comment after viewing a horror I start by taking in consideration the budget: that one right there is the deal breaker or maker.

Clearly Toothfairy 2 was done with a micro budget, so I am going to cut it some slack. After doing so, let's talk about it a little. Everything was truly painful to watch, and such productions are usually mythical, yet, here I am holding hands with one. Seriously nothing good to say about it sadly, thus I am going to give it 2 stars, not 1 because I have seen worse, but one more shouldn't really make a difference. No reason to recommend it, no idea how this was green lighted, all in all, I just don't want to get into it too much.

Trust me when I say this: it sadly is a complete waste of time and money. I don't think such a movie will help anyone's career if that is what they were thinking. Also, the Toothfairy itself, Oh..My..God. I genuinely thought it was a joke, but no...that's its appearance here. Anyway stay away! You have been warned!

Cheers!

Oh my freaking good god this is one of those 'movies' that are sooo bad you start to get angry at yourself for actually sitting through it like a to while you keep looking at the clock! What an amateur cheapie mess, annoying nonentity poser actors, some of which are faking bad American accents for no reason I could discern, it doesn't even look like a movie as there's no real cinematography to speak of just ugly amateur camera work of bland washed out rooms, absolutely pathetic insult of a monster, just looked like a child's lazy attempt at a Halloween costume with some idiot in a cloak and a cheap plastic mask and a laughable voice effect...it's actually quite astonishing that efforts this bad are still being made and put out there in 2020! Lloyd Kaufman would be proud, although his movies are always at least fun to watch. It's a Solid zero, less than that even, a complete nothing of a picture with no more impact or presence than a mere fart in the wind, nothing but an awkward and painful slog every step of the way, I believe that having your teeth actually yanked out would be more fun than having to watch this rancid salted gutter fire garbage, one effort that I'll forget in no time at all but I won't forgive! And that's the tooth! Ha x

About 54 or 55 minutes in, the kitchen scene where four or five of the characters are arguing - for me - this is the best part. The camera work is so bad, its actually funny to watch. That's it. Sorry.

Can I find anything good to say about this movie - No.

The story makes no sense. The acting is appalling .

In fight scenes you can actually see that blows miss their mark by a mile. The villain looks like someone wearing a cheap halloween mask that has been modified with a maker pen and a black education gown. The film cannot even make up its mind where it is set. In one part a character stated they were in the USA yet the cars have their steering wheels on the right hand side so it was probably shot in the UK. It is 91 minutes long yet it feels more like 91 days and you are praying for it to end. Some films can be so bad they are funny, this film is not its just BAD.