Plot

Frank Tsigas is a middle-aged family man who can only see his life's shortcomings. To distract him, his soft-spoken wife Laura offers a unique anniversary gift: she bets her ass that he can't lose 50 pounds in three months...literally.

Before you read this, be aware that this movie as well as this detailed description has sexual content, some of it perverted owing to the subject of this movie, anal sex. Despite the sexual theme and risque scenes, there is no nudity or simulated sex on camera.

The movie is a comedy about a husband and wife who are going to try anal sex for the first time which is implied by the part of the title, Journey to Browntown, sometimes called driving down the Hershey Highway, both referring to the brown color of feces.

The movie begins with a few family scenes. In one Laura spills coffee on herself waiting to pick up her youngest son at school. She then has to get out and walk over to him, enduring the sly remarks of three mothers also picking up children. One with a Spanish accent is especially bitchy and will be referred to as the "bitchy woman" from now on. Then the scene changes to her daughter and her having a conversation where she tries to make her daughter feel better about her lack of a social life. She hears her youngest son hollering "Please no!" from the bathroom and goes in to investigate and sees the boy in the bathtub and Frank sitting on the floor next to him. He says dad is going to shock him, and the father explains that he was telling him about these electric blankets that would give him a mild shock to wake him up so he can go to the bathroom. Laura vetoes the idea, and walks out.

Frank and Laura are in bed and Frank begins to lament about how crappy his life turned out because he cannot get any of his books published. He also wants to lose weight because he feels he is way too fat and out of shape. He says he is going to lose fifty pounds and an incredulous Laura blurts out, "If you lose fifty pounds, I'll let you stick your dick in my ass!" Frank says she shouldn't make jokes like that because she would never let him do that, to which she responds "maybe you don't know me as well as you think," implying she is curious about anal sex and is receptive to it. That interests Frank and they begin a discussion about it which ultimately leads to a bet that he can have anal sex with Laura if he loses fifty pounds in three months.

Some-time later she drives off with her sisters and during the drive says Frank is half way to his goal and she has no idea what to do. Her sister says, "I do and I recommend an enema one day prior." To which Laura says, "yuck! Frank doesn't even like it if I brush my teeth." Then they arrive at a sex shop where her sister picks out large anal beads, and a large orange butt plug which she demonstrates by sticking it on the wall with the suction base, bending over and backing up saying, "beep, beep." That prompts Luara to tell her sister that she knows way too much about this stuff, to which her sister says, "It's called being single and forty." Then her sister picks out a huge bottle of lubricant with a pump, and a small pellet style insertable vibrator for her. She tells Laura that the vibrator is portable and she can use it in the car. Then her sister takes her to buy sexy lingerie which isn't shown. Laura buys everything except the vibrator and they leave.

When she gets home and goes into the bedroom Frank is there writing and begins whining about his unsuccessful writing blaming it on being married with three children. This leads to a heated argument that is broken up when their youngest son comes in and complains about what is going on.

The next day Laura is waiting to pick up her youngest son while talking with her sister. She starts complaining about her life and her sister says to look in the glove compartment where she finds the vibrator. Her sister says she bought it when Laura put it down and Laura should use it to get rid of her stress. After hanging up, she reluctantly inserts the vibrator and turns it on. As it vibrates, she gets aroused and puts her seat down as she sighs, moans and squeals in delight until the bitchy woman taps on her window. She rolls it down and they start a conversation during which the woman asks what the buzzing noise is. Laura says her phone is on vibrate just as the vibrator switches to an intermittent vibrate mode. Her son falls down and calls to her but she refuses to go to him giving some vague excuse about Frank wanting the kids to be self-sufficient. A second mother shows up and the two women run to help the boy as Laura unplugs the vibrator just before they come back and put the boy in the van, but then her phone rings and one of the women says, "I thought her phone was on vibrate."

The youngest son continues to wet his bed so he puts on new sheets and hides the wet sheets and bedspread under the bed. Then we have several scenes of Frank working out and working at his office with nothing remarkable happening, just mundane filler. He gets into an argument with Laura and leaves. When he gets to work, he finds out his anonymous blog talking about his personal life and the anal sex bet have been posted by a co-worker to Reddit. It is supposed to be anonymous but somehow, they find out who Frank is and the blog gets posted all over the internet, including Facebook with his name attached.

When he goes back home Laura is drunk and really angry. He tries to explain what happened but she is too furious to listen. Finally, she says let's just do it now and get your fantasy fulfilled as she takes off her blouse, and says he can "Fuck me in the ass." After a little more arguing she unbuckles her pants pulls them down low enough to expose her butt and bends over the sofa and tells him to do it now before he loses his chance. He calms her down and she gets back up.

The next day at work his coworkers tell him he has to fix the mess with Laura. One of his coworkers says Frank's blog inspired him to get married. Of course, the radical leftist Hollywood writers made him gay so he married a man. No movie can be made without at least one gay man or lesbian in it, it is self-aggrandizing as well as being virtue signaling.

Next, Laura is in her van waiting for her son as she complains to her sister on the phone how anybody who googles her name will be led to the blog exposing all her secrets. She spots her son being harassed about being a bed wetter by four children. She goes over and tells them to stop to which one of them says he is a bed wetter. She responds by saying they all have embarrassing secrets, and tells the first boy that his mother told her that he likes to parade around the house wearing her bra and panties. She told the brother and sister that she knows they still take baths together and wonders what kind of unnatural relationship that will turn into. Finally, she tells the last boy that say his mother told her he does not shower because he does not want to get his head wet. Then she walks over to him and sniffs him, telling him he stinks. Abashed, they apologize just shake his hand and walk away just as the bitchy woman shows up and the son manages to intimidate her into saying his mother is the prettiest and smartest mother.

Next, we see Frank helping his elder son get through a crisis about his grades and how he doesn't think he has a chance to get into an ivy league school. Then he helps his daughter with her crisis about not being beautiful and popular, so boy is going to ask her to a dance that is coming up. After that they all leave for an event called "Pitch Fest" where writers pitch their books. Laura and the youngest son are not there, but she decides to go an support Frank despite their argument, but she is way across town and will be late.

At the event, they show snippets of all kinds of weird and outlandish story ideas from freaky wannabe writers. It is a parade of freaks and malcontents and is hilarious to watch. Finally, Frank's turn comes. He shyly goes up on stage and is about to give his presentation from his note cards when Laurs and his son walk in interrupting the proceeding. She silently mouths, "I love you" to Frank prompting him to put his note cards in his pocket and speak extemporaneously.

He tells a story about an ordinary man who marries a beautiful, intelligent, supportive wife, and three remarkable children, describing the attributes of each. The judges are obviously unimpressed as shown by the disdainful looks on their faces with one particularly nasty woman shaking her head in disgust. As he finishes, there is no applause from the audience so Laura runs up on stage and says the man has a deep dark secret involving perverted and dark sexual desires. She goes on to describe perverted sex acts the man wants and how he starts to draw his wife into his deep dark perverted world until she begins to have the same desires. Then she says, "Finally the big night comes, his big salami meat thing inside her little butt hole" as she makes a circle with her thumb and finger representing a butt hole. She unclips her hair tousling it around her shoulders as she turns and presses her butt into his crotch backing him up against the judge's table. She continues with, "They begin slowly and carefully then as they get farther into the depravity, the more they like it, deeper and harder" as she begins to gyrate her butt in his crotch simulating wild ecstatic anal sex while she is tossing her head around in wild sexual ecstasy. Finally, she says that the couple has lost themselves in a sexual abyss forever searching for fulfillment. When she finishes, everyone sits in stunned silence at the display they just saw. The winner turns out to be some freaky depressed Goth woman who wrote a book with the title, "Suicide begins with an S."

Afterward at home, Frank says the bet's over, and Laura responds that he worked really hard and deserves his award (anal sex). Then the scene shifts to the son removing the pennants and posters that were covering his posters of ivy league colleges as he gains confidence that he can get in anywhere he desires. Next, we see the daughter shyly signing the posted sign in sheet for the big dance where she meets a nerdy looking boy who begins talking to her. They eventually walk off happily carrying on a conversation. The third thing we see is the the youngest boy conquering his bed wetting. All the problems have been solved and now it is the day of the big event.

Frank suggests they take the children and have a family day, and Laura says no, he needs to rest for the big night, besides, she needs the time to continue her training, to which Frank is confused about her meaning.

The scene shifts to a head shot of Laura and the shower head as she showers and talks to herself about what is going to happen. Then she looks down where the big orange butt plus is stuck to the wall behind her. She tells herself it will be fine.

There is a flashback scene of Laura and her sister in a drug store where Laura is reading the instructions on the back of a box containing a blue two-quart enema bag. Two mothers, one being the bitchy woman walk up and can't miss what she is holding because it has huge blue letters saying, "Water Enema Kit." She looks at them waves the box around, makes a face and shrugs her shoulders as if to say, "that's right, I'm going to take an enema," then tosses it into her shopping basket, turns and walks away.

The scene goes back to Laura who now turns her back towards the large orange butt plug, bends over and says, "beep, beep, beep" as she backs onto the butt plug inserting it her butt as she makes grunting noises. The scene changes to Frank receiving an email from the woman in college who used to harass him about his writing congratulating him. Once again, the scene goes to the shower showing the shower head with all kinds of moans, squeals, and grunts coming from Laura as she ecstatically rides the butt plug.

The night of the big event arrives with Frank entering the front door holding a bouquet of roses. He sees lit candles on each side of the stairway and along the hall leading to the bedroom. When he enters the room Laura is there with makeup on and wearing a sexy black negligee. He comments that she is ready to get right to business without any fooling around, then tells her to wait a moment, he has a sexy surprise for her. He leaves the room and returns wearing a strap-on device with a banana where there should be a dildo. He peels the banana and makes some comment about bananas being healthy and containing vitamin D, Laurs looks at it then goes to the edge of the bed where pillows are stacked and bends over the pillows waiting. Frank walks up behind her and asks about lubrication. She points to giant bottle with the pump and Frank pumps several globs into his hands and lowers his hands to ostensibly lubricate the banana which he is still wearing but is out of sight behind Laura. The movie ends with Frank inserting something in her butt hole and her puffing her cheeks in response. The screen goes black and we hear "Oh!,...my!...god!...mmmm!...uhhhh!...I love bananas" as a red spot shows up and a banana is inserted deep into what seems like her rectum, then it quickly changes to an outdoor event where she is dipping a banana into a strawberry volcano, but everyone knows she took the banana up her butt the night before, including a co-worker of Frank whose jaw has dropped open in awe.

The closing music starts and the credits are interrupted by short scenes at the outdoor birthday party. Frank says he has good news, the woman who emailed him liked his blog and showed it to her publishers who wants to work out a good deal. They asked Laura if she was okay with that and she said yeah, then Frank explained that he promised to use the book advance to take the family to Hawaii.

The next interruption had Frank telling them that there might be a movie deal in the works, to which someone said, "No way, what kind of demented individual would sit through a family comedy about butt fucking?! And the entire cast turned and looks accusingly out at you, the viewer.

In the very last interruption, the son makes a wish and blows out the candles. When asked what he wished for he said he wanted to go to the happiest place on Earth, to which Laura said, "No Way! We are not blowing off a trip to Hawaii to go to Disney World!" The son said, "Not Disney World, I heard dad say the happiest place on Earth is Browntown." To which everyone chants browntown over and over as the screen goes to black for the last time and the last of the closing credits appears.