Episode list

A hilarious look at a dysfunctional women's prison administration and the unhinged inmates in their care.

Top Dog stays in control by issuing freshly minted 'Top Dog' dollars. Prisoner Ol' Granny BJ, a former 70's matinee idol, knows all the juiciest gossip and loves to share. The third escape of the year has Chatsworth Hamilton in lockdown.

Chatsworth escapees, Twister and Dr. Love, make their way to Niagara, intent on digging up a valuable box. The inmates place wagers on a cage match featuring dolls. CEO Pip Barnett smuggles inmate Hottie out of Chatsworth to party in Hess Village.

Warden Dungworth's fundraiser, 'selfie with a con', is a dismal failure. Top Dog tries to shake down Princess, but discovers she has met an adversary. Morgan Dungworth's date night becomes a bad babysitting job.

Escapees Twister and Dr. Love hitch a ride with a guy but only because he has a shovel. CEO Pip Barnett hires a much needed therapist for the inmates, but it's Warden Dungworth who monopolizes all the sessions.

Top Dog places an order for a 3D printer. Hottie, Stella and Lover Girl decide it's time to get hitched. A PSA film crew solicits inmate opinions about Chatsworth. New inmate Ruby LaRue arrives at Chatsworth.

Pip Barnett tries to keep Warden Dungworth on her toes by bringing in an exchange Warden from Eastern Europe. Top Dog has an interesting session with LaShawndra the Therapist. Guard Fluffer is coerced into smuggling in a male stripper.

Guard Fluffer organizes a poorly attended climate change rally. Dr. Love and Twister dig for buried treasure. Warden Dungworth and Pip get arrested while on a blind date. LaShawndra the Therapist meets the exchange Warden, Colonel Kwoka.

Colonel Kwoka makes a rookie mistake by closing the canteen, leaving the inmates no choice but to chow down on chocolates. LaShawndra The Therapist digs deep into IQ's brain matter and after only one session may need therapy herself.

Twister and Dr. Love crack open a treasure chest. Pip and the Warden, fresh out of the drunk tank, return to find Chatsworth slightly less organized than a herd of Wildebeest migrating through the Serengeti.

Thanks to inmate IQ, a huge delivery of make-up arrives allowing the ladies to look absolutely fabulous for the big show. The Variety Show is a huge success right up until the last act.

Christmas celebrations at Chatsworth Hamilton Women's Prison are forbidden because Warden Dungworth is a total Scrooge when it comes to the Holiday Season. Meanwhile, inmates Nezrenko and Ruby LaRue bust out to sing some carols, steal a tree and bring Christmas back to Chatsworth.