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A Film with Me in It (2008)

Quotes

A Film with Me in It

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  • Mark: This is a lie Pierce.
  • Pierce: Shut up! It's not. It's the new truth.
  • Pierce: Is he dead because you did a murder?
  • Pierce: And, I just want to say now before we get into this, that you are being very critical of pretty much everything I'm coming up with right now, and that's making it a bit hard, I have to say. Just a bit. And I would really appreciate any kind of support, or indeed presence, that you could muster so I didn't feel like I was trudging in a void, like a fucking ghost, alone. Ok? Cheers.
  • [first lines]
  • Director: So, what's going on?
  • Mark: I get to start? It's um, it's good, it was good. I, I got you a copy on DVD. And it's one of those medical... drama... hospital things.
  • Director: Concerned neighbor. This the part here?
  • Casting Assistant: Yeah.
  • Director: Doesn't really matter whether he looks like, does it?
  • Mark: I was going to say, uh, I really like the script.
  • Director: It's a good script.
  • Director: [phone rings] Okay thank you...
  • Casting Assistant: Great, thanks Martin.
  • Mark: Mark.
  • Pierce: What are you going to do? A frap in the eye, or a fucking clarinet up the hole?
  • Pierce: Can you please just tell this woman what has happened in this flat, okay? And, I'm going to make tea. I'm going to make tea.
  • Mark: What we *do* have from today is a good story for your script.
  • Pierce: Who do you want to play you?
  • Mark: Me, I'm playing me.
  • Pierce: You're too old.
  • [last lines]
  • Pierce: You okay? I have to get back to this. I have to carry on with this...
  • Pierce: Mark, Mark when I went upstairs there were two people who were not alive in your flat, weren't there?
  • Mark: Yeah
  • Pierce: How many are there now?
  • Sally: Fuck... this... flat!
  • Jack: Hello Pierce. Smart. Did you get my letter?
  • Pierce: Look, you're supposed to send this shit to me, okay? It's the law. So whenever I appeal whatever the fuck you're on about which I will...
  • Jack: Ah, really? I never had you down as a lawyer, Pierce, hm? A complete and utter waste of space, a boozer, somebody who likes the horses, but... never had you down as a lawyer, son.
  • Pierce: Y-you fucking register this... legal envelope otherwise it's... nix... felicitat! Okay? And... and you fucking send it to me. Here, here.
  • [grabs coins out of pocket and throws them at Jack]
  • Pierce: Put that towards it. Leave me alone.
  • Mark: When I left this apartment there were two dead people... How many are there now?
  • Pierce: What the hell is that?
  • Mark: Clarinet stand.

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