A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic who reveals an unexpected past.A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic who reveals an unexpected past.A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic who reveals an unexpected past.
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It's actually pretty funny and a good concept. Not slap stick humor or full of a lot of CGI. Matt plays the naive vampire well and definitely easy on the eyes. It's supposed to be the dingy underside of comedy and it is. The character development happens at a reasonable pace. If you must have really broad jokes and slapstick it's probably not for you. It's a good, watchable and funny film for those that understand nuance and subtle humor. A lot of good cameos from comedians past and present. It was great to see Jimmy Walker popping up for several scenes, as well as several good character actors.
This is...so bad. Didn't laugh at all, in fact I cringed more than I laughed. Matt Rife's "acting" was horrible. I guess the only thing he has going for himself is that he is pale enough to be a vampire. A few washed up actors with bad acting, no good jokes. Highly recommend not watching this and instead watching a ~good~ vampire movie/show lol go check out Nick Cage's new vampire movie because even though it wasn't the best thing in the world, it was still a thousand times better than this.
Overall, please don't waste your time watching this. Watch something better. Let's please stop giving Matt Rife jobs.
Overall, please don't waste your time watching this. Watch something better. Let's please stop giving Matt Rife jobs.
This movie had no idea what it wanted to be. It started as a semi dark, quirky comedy. It wasn't funny exactly, but it was light hearted enough to keep me watching. Then it morphed into a dreary drama about relationships, cherishing the time you have and the people you're with, all while wasting what little good will they earned in the first half.
Nobody was actually funny, not that it mattered because every single person on screen was sleepwalking through their part. Rife was playing an undead being incapable of emotion so that was pretty much bang on.
Jamie Kennedy was mostly annoying. When he wasn't being not funny on stage, he was being shrill and/or morose off stage.
I gave it a 3 and that's probably a bit to high but I'm feeling especially generous today.
Nobody was actually funny, not that it mattered because every single person on screen was sleepwalking through their part. Rife was playing an undead being incapable of emotion so that was pretty much bang on.
Jamie Kennedy was mostly annoying. When he wasn't being not funny on stage, he was being shrill and/or morose off stage.
I gave it a 3 and that's probably a bit to high but I'm feeling especially generous today.
After seeing it's rating...I expected worse.
But it's not without it's faults.
The story revolves around a washed up comedian (played by Jamie Kennedy) who tries to rekindle his career by accepting a gig touring with a not-so-young up and comer (played by Matt Rife).
The young wannabe comic employs a dry shtick where he plays on being an ancient- yet ageless- vampire.
However, he's having a hard time connecting with the audience.
So he brings on Kennedy's character with the hope that he can get some tips on how to become a better comedian.
Promising to fund the entire endeavour, himself.
Only to reveal the truth behind the facade.
The whole thing is rather mediocre.
If only because Rife's portrayal of the vampire character is rather insufferable.
The rest of the cast actually do an excellent job, though.
Why many people didn't like it is obvious, however.
Because it comes off less a comedy than it does a drama.
Which is something I blame the writers for.
Because, where they had an oppourtunity to insert comedy into the script...they seem to glance over them, in order to focus on driving the dramatic aspect of the story forward.
Which is an odd decision.
Because there's not enough comedy to appease viewers who tuned in for some laughs.
And there's not enough gore to satiate those expecting a pure horror.
Making it completely reliant on winning people over with the drama.
Which is a mistake in my opinion.
Especially considering Rife does such an awful job.
His terrible performance aside...it's not totally horrible.
Just very slow and dry.
Which is not something you would expect from a film that features such well known comics.
Thus, it's not particularly great.
So, you can't blame people for thinking it does, in fact, suck.
Because, in the end...it really is quite mediocre.
2 out of 10.
But it's not without it's faults.
The story revolves around a washed up comedian (played by Jamie Kennedy) who tries to rekindle his career by accepting a gig touring with a not-so-young up and comer (played by Matt Rife).
The young wannabe comic employs a dry shtick where he plays on being an ancient- yet ageless- vampire.
However, he's having a hard time connecting with the audience.
So he brings on Kennedy's character with the hope that he can get some tips on how to become a better comedian.
Promising to fund the entire endeavour, himself.
Only to reveal the truth behind the facade.
The whole thing is rather mediocre.
If only because Rife's portrayal of the vampire character is rather insufferable.
The rest of the cast actually do an excellent job, though.
Why many people didn't like it is obvious, however.
Because it comes off less a comedy than it does a drama.
Which is something I blame the writers for.
Because, where they had an oppourtunity to insert comedy into the script...they seem to glance over them, in order to focus on driving the dramatic aspect of the story forward.
Which is an odd decision.
Because there's not enough comedy to appease viewers who tuned in for some laughs.
And there's not enough gore to satiate those expecting a pure horror.
Making it completely reliant on winning people over with the drama.
Which is a mistake in my opinion.
Especially considering Rife does such an awful job.
His terrible performance aside...it's not totally horrible.
Just very slow and dry.
Which is not something you would expect from a film that features such well known comics.
Thus, it's not particularly great.
So, you can't blame people for thinking it does, in fact, suck.
Because, in the end...it really is quite mediocre.
2 out of 10.
I am a Matt Rife fan, but I think this movie falls flat a lot. I feel like this movie tries to be as boring as watching paint dry! Somehow I giggled at a few scenes but that is not the point on what this movie is, it's more of a so bad it's boring or so bad it's funny type of movie however, I think the casting choices were spot on. We got Jamie Kennedy, Matt Rife & Carrot Top?! I will admit I think the friendship part was pretty nice but then again it's just your typical boring mediocre movie that falls flat but some jokes do make you laugh a lot. There is not much to say about it and it's weird.
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- 1h 40m(100 min)
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- 2.39:1
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