- Stuart: Who are you?
- Mike 'The Resonator' Resniski: I'm the Ghost of Senior Week's Past.
- Stuart: No way.
- Mike 'The Resonator' Resniski: You like mushrooms?
- Ben: You ungrateful bitches! I got us the house, I got us the car, I got us the beer! And for what? For this?
- Redneck: My dad used to bring me here. We'd have milkshakes and talk about the Orioles. That was before the accident.
- Redneck: Me and Cal here went down to Senior Week once. Told all the chicks he was named after Cal Ripken. Not true.