The year is 2038. The setting, somewhere in Indiana... In a future world devastated by morons, an apocalypse preacher, Serena ov Sirius, and her faithful follower, Joan from the belly of the whale, encounter a 350-pound Timesquare performer masquerading as a superhero. In exchange for their allegiance he offers them tickets to heaven to kill the Reverend Dr. Clifford Koch (cock) Ph.D. aka NITAS who lives in a basement in Nebraska... After tripping balls and finding themselves in the middle of nowhere, the journey begins. Soon after setting out across the American Midwest (really just Indiana), it becomes clear they are being stalked by a deranged Vietnam war veteran, Lt. Mudd Dabber, whose been cryogenically frozen in a bunker since the year 2020... Wacky encounters with Amish, Cannibals, Clueless Kucks, and every other weirdo soon follow. As their body count rises things get tense. They are both faced with their darkest selves and begin to question their own beliefs.
