Noah Wyle credited as playing...
Flynn Carsen
- Sergei Kubichek: Who do you really work for? FBI, CIA? Why are you after Judas Chalice?
- Flynn Carsen: I already have the Judas plate and the Judas knife and fork. I want the complete set.
- Simone Renoir: It's okay, Librarian. You can drop the act. You're very convincing as a hapless loser, by the way.
- [goes to the altar]
- Flynn Carsen: Librarian? How did you... what do you mean 'hapless loser'?
- Simone Renoir: You can not escape your destiny, Flynn.
- Flynn Carsen: No, I was trying to take a little vacation from it, but it didn't seem to work out.
- Simone Renoir: No! If you fight your destiny, you will be miserable. You must embrace it and revel in every moment.
- Flynn Carsen: [after nearly being beheaded] Trip wire. Would you survive that?
- Simone Renoir: 'Ead cut off, as bad as sunlight. I go poof!
- Flynn Carsen: Stake through the heart?
- Simone Renoir: Only wood from an aspen tree will work.
- [realizing the implication of his question]
- Simone Renoir: Hey!
- Flynn Carsen: Just asking.
- Flynn Carsen: [getting upset after Excalibur repeatedly nudges him as Charlene and Judson talk] All right! Stop it! All of you!
- Judson: Flynn? Flynn, are you all right?
- Flynn Carsen: [loudly] Yeah, I'm fine. No, I'm good. What could possibly be wrong?
- [stalks off]
- Flynn Carsen: I mean I work in a basement, doing a secret job I can't even tell my mother about AND my best friend is a sword! What could possibly be wrong?
- Charlene: [surprised] I think he's snapped.
- Judson: Flynn, you're scaring the relics.
- Flynn Carsen: [angrily strained] This place is SUCKING the life out of me!
- Andrew: Boy, it's good to have tourists back in the city.
- Flynn Carsen: I look like a tourist?
- Andrew: [looking him up and down] Mon Ami, you look like 'the' tourist.
- Simone Renoir: [entering the room with a tray] Good. You're awake.
- Flynn Carsen: [jumping up] But I saw you get shot. You had no pulse. You... were dead.
- Simone Renoir: Yeah, sure. I was already dead.
- Flynn Carsen: What do you mean? What do you mean 'dead'? Like undead? Like a vampire?
- Simone Renoir: After centuries of trying to protect the chalice, I failed. And I led them here.
- Flynn Carsen: Well technically, I led them here. And it's not over yet. For a four hundred and three year-old woman, you sure don't have a lot of patience.
- Professor Lazlo: [as the vampire minions enter] You're looking for your missing men, Ivan? Sorry, I had to snack on the journey.
- Ivan: You killed my men, Lazlo?
- Professor Lazlo: Please, call me Vlad.
- Flynn Carsen: If you're Vlad, who's that?
- [about the body]
- Professor Lazlo: It's a peasant in the box. I lived for centuries among you humans, unnoticed until the cattle got sick.
- Flynn Carsen: [quizzically] 1829 pandemic?
- Flynn Carsen: So, you knew the pirate Lafitte?
- Simone Renoir: Light-weight when it came to rum. Not so tough passed out in his poofy shirt.
- Flynn Carsen: Where's Judson?
- Charlene: In the large collections annex.
- Flynn Carsen: We have a large collections annex?
- Flynn Carsen: This might sound like a bad pick-up line, but... you're the woman I've been dreaming about.
- Simone Renoir: [just smiling] You're right. It does sound like a bad pick-up line.
- Flynn Carsen: [while sword fighting] Ah. British Cavalry sword. Worthy and Sons. Silver filigrees.
- Mason: [tilting his head] A bit over-priced!
- Flynn Carsen: How old are you?
- Simone Renoir: Americans. To ask a lady such a question... I am 403 years old.
- Barber: [as Flynn walks into the shop] A shave will take that hangover off.
- Flynn Carsen: It shows that much, huh?
- Barber: New Orleans badge of honor.
- Sergei Kubichek: So, if I have Professor Lazlo?
- Flynn Carsen: Yes, in that case killing me is totally an option.
- Professor Lazlo: [being pulled from the room] I'm sorry, son. I had not choice. They forced me.