Dan Aykroyd credited as playing...
Dr. Raymond Stantz
- [the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man has appeared again]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: It wasn't me this time, I swear it.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [excitedly] How was it? Was it cool? How did it look like? Did you get any samples? Did it have multiple eyes?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Shut up.
- [the Ghostbusters' commercial is on TV]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!
- Ghostbusters: Call the Ghostbusters! We're ready to believe you!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Franchises available soon! Call for details.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Rookie] Part of our settlement with the city: proton packs must remain off in heavily populated public areas.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: And in close quarters. It minimizes the city's liabilities and satisfies the restraining order the maid here had put on us.
- [Egon and Ray have given the Rookie an upgraded Proton Pack]
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey, how come this mump gets all the new stuff?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: He's our new Experimental Equipment Technician.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: He gets a cool title, too?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: It means he gets to carry around a bunch of untested, extremely dangerous hardware that if not handled correctly could blow him somewhere into New Jersey.
- Ivo Shandor: [Final confrontation closing sequence] I am a god!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: We eat gods for breakfast.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [after Shandor's architect form has been destroyed] We eat gods for breakfast?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Too much you think?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: No, I liked it.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [while making adjustments to Ray's Proton Pack] This could be dangerous.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Great. Danger is our life.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: We'll start at fifty-percent capacity. That should keep any burning or tissue damage to a minimum.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey. If you're going to burn any tissue, do it to the new kid. You can't use Ray. Our mortgage is in his name.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [after defeating several flying stone gargoyles] Interesting. Ghosts and gargoyles.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey! That was a game: 'Ghosts and Gargoyles', a game we played when I was in the Seminary.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghosts and Gargoyles. What dink game didn't you play? Do you have your eight-sided dice with you?
- [the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel, which seems to be empty]
- Winston Zeddemore: Whoa. If this place were any more dead, we'd need a coroner.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Egon used to be a licensed coroner.
- Winston Zeddemore: No kidding?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: It's just a hobby now.
- [Slimer has escaped and returned to the Sedgewick Hotel]
- Sedgewick Hotel Manager: That disgusting green blob is up on the 12th floor again, wreaking havoc! I demand a refund right now!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Sir, if you check the fine print on our invoice...
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: *Invoices*.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Right, invoices, you'll see that your warranty on re-haunting expired some time ago. You should've taken the extended service agreement.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [over radio] I wanted to test these first, but since we're waiving that safety step today anyway, you should be aware that I modified the Neutrona Wand which normally releases the particle stream.
- Winston Zeddemore: Wow! It's like Christmas came early!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [over radio] Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Venkman. Come in please! Pandemonium up here! Chucks of the building missing everywhere! You are required at the sight now!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [via walkie talkie] So happy to be of demand, but these sugar balls have got me nailed down. I can't get pass them. They're disgusting, and they are unhealthy.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful lady in distress?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I'll be right there.
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: [after the Museum stage] You guys are heroes.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: You mean, *fired* heroes. Peck's gonna pull our license.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [calling Peter] Venkman, come in please. It's pandemonium up here - chunks of the building missing everywhere. You are required at this site now!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [on the walkie-talkie] I'm so happy to be in demand but these sugarballs have got me nailed down. I can't get past 'em. They're disgusting! And they're unhealthy!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful lady in distress?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [quickly] I'll be right there.
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: [after Stay Puft is defeated] I guess I owe you guys my life.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [finishes scanning her] She's clean.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: How do you feel?
- Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Pretty good, all extremely weird things considered.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: So far, just another screwed up day at the office.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [in the Librarian Lair] Eerie place. I wonder if this is where the Collector killed The Librarian.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I think that would be a safe assumption. That book she's reading is emitting massive energy.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [to the Rookie] That's your cue, killer. Go get 'em.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [trapped in the Ghost World] Someone's holding us here. The Collector.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, Azetlor wants to add to his collection. And he's probably not too happy about us taking the Gozerian Codex with us.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Oh, yeah? What can a twisted little bookworm do to scare us?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: He murdered Eleanor Twitty for it when he was alive. And a dozen others just to cover it up.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey, Collector! We're taking your book! What do you think about that?
- [Azetlor starts to rise from the floor]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Uh, he's right behind me, isn't he?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, I think you got his attention, Ray.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Oh, boy.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [looking at the Mandala map in the library] You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Winston Zeddemore: Thin crust, New York style with no visible anchovies.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Maybe later. Right now I need to go back to the lab and take a look at this Codex.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: And analyze the data we've collected. It could help us when we go to the museum.
- Winston Zeddemore: Slice to go on the way? Rookie's treat?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [referring to the Mandala] And we need to know what this is.
- Winston Zeddemore: I'll call for a delivery. Again.