- John: I'm the one human being on this fucking planet that doesn't rob, steal, cheat, and lie! That's why I'm considered weak!
- John: Stop writing the fucking ticket! Are you a fucking machine?
- Meter Maid: I'm just doing my job.
- John: Fine, whatever... that's less money for me to spend on immigrants, right?
- Meter Maid: We were here first.
- John: No, no, no, no, no, no... the Indians were here first and we came and raped you and you became a Mexican.
- John: [while typing an e-mail] Dear... Miss Craig... please... use discretion... with... the following... attachment. I thought... you should... know... your... head... lap... dog... a little... better. Thank you... for firing me. It feels... good... to tell... you... to... fuck... off. You... are... a stupid... cunt... with... a... dried... up... bird's nest... pussy. That's... why... I start... with your... ass... and end... in... your... mouth.
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