- Dead Serious: Knock, knock.
- The Interviewer: Great. Who's there?
- Dead Serious: Vanilla Ice.
- The Interviewer: Vanilla Ice who?
- Dead Serious: ...exactly.
- Dead Serious: Right here is where I got shot the first time.
- The Interviewer: How old were you?
- Dead Serious: Four.
- The Interviewer: Really. You call it a poetry movement, but you should be calling it a bowel movement because it's crap.
- The Trainer: They come in here with their annunciating, and their breathing from the diaphragm... you know that's crap.
- The Interviewer: To what do you attribute their success?
- Club Manager: Well, you know, if you wanted to, to, you know, examine their success, um, if you wanna like really figure, you know what? I don't know.