Bronson (2008)

Matt King: Paul Daniels

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Quotes 

• Charles Bronson : [Bronson getting paid after his first fight]  20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?

  Paul : Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.

  Charles Bronson : I gave you fucking magic in there!

  Paul : Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere. Hardly the hottest ticket in town, darling

• Paul : All you need is a name.

  Charles Bronson : What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.

  Paul : You need a fighting name, like a movie star.

  Charles Bronson : Charlton Heston.

  Paul : Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

• Paul : Impressive set of guns you've got there darling, you must be handy in a brawl? Bam bam, knockout, ding ding!

  Charles Bronson : [Clenches fists and enters boxing stance] 

  Paul : [Sips tea]  Ahh, very nice!

• Charles Bronson : [Serving tea to a guard] 

  Paul : [Strolls through door, singing]  Picture you upon my knee, Tea for two and two for tea, Just me for you and you for me

  [takes drag from cigarette] 

  Charles Bronson : [Confused and points at Paul]  Would you like a cuppa tea too mate?