Attached: Paranormal

Some great scenes of a sleepy guy wandering around his kitchen, pausing occasionally to eat cereal. Now and then he moves the camera and we see him napping on his couch or filming shower curtains.

Look, I admire DIY filmmaking, but the first 45 minutes, after 10 minutes of credits and definitions of tricky words like "ghost", consists of a cabinet door closing, a cat jumping around and a lovely wall wreath. And that's about it.

Dialogue includes 3 separate variations of "Well I gotta go to work. So I'm gonna eat something, leave the camera running, and see if we catch anything". That's probably all you need to know, folks.

Over the past decade, the spook genre has been taking a beating - one disappointing film after another. But now I'm curious. I want to know who sat down in front of a screen, watched this whatever you wanna call it and said, "Oh wow, this is awesome! You did a great job! This is going to be a hit for sure!" Seriously?? This film sucked. A dude sitting on a couch is not entertaining and that's when I turned it off. I would rather watch 2 turtles do a lap at Daytona than watch this trash.

That'll teach me not to read the reviews first. I don't know if anything new or scary happened after the first 45 minutes, but I was too frightened by boredom to wait it out.

Based on the quality of the movie, let me try to break down what may have been included in the budget:

Fake blood - $5.99 (Walmart)

Piece of incense - $1.00 (Dollarstore)

Low-end tripod - $3.99 (Amazon)

Total estimated cost: $10.98

Other free items/props/equipment used in this production:

The wife's lipstick (scary writing on the wall), built-in mobile phone camera, the family cat, fishing line for bedcover and kitchen door, a retired wall picture/mirror.

Oh I forgot pizzas for the friends as payment for their unforgettable performances as a news anchor, "guy" and exorcist.

We've seen it all before in the Paranormal Activity series, it's recycled mostly from the first movie with the "scary" things that happen. Super predicable and an utter waste of time I'm more interested to know what happened to the cat.