Harmony and Me (2009)

Justin Rice: Harmony

Quotes 

• Harmony : Don't you guys do lung transplants or something? Artificial lungs?

  Doctor : Yeah, they're working on that? Should have that done in the next couple a hundred years, or so.

  Harmony : [grabs cigarette from mom's mouth]  I don't think we can wait that long.

• Harmony : My heart is a snack. She's like a bear with a fish in its paw.

• Harmony : Can I have a medium coffee and a bagel? To go.

  Talkative Barista : Come back here and wash these dishes with me for a half hour now, and I'll give you a dozen bagels.

  Harmony : No. Thanks.

  Talkative Barista : Pancakes? Ya like pancakes?

  Harmony : Not particularly.

• Harmony : When you don't want to see someone and you go to a place were they're nearly certain to be, what's that called? Is there a clinical term for that?

  [elevator doors opens and there's Jessica] 

• Harmony : You're 40 and drive your mom's minivan. Is that like an ongoing adrenal rush of low self esteem?

  Carlos : Shut up.

  Harmony : Is that like a... all you can eat, low self esteem buffet?

  Carlos : Shut up. My father just, before he died, he told me to look for humility. To search it out, to seek it out.

  Harmony : This van is the Holy Grail of humility.

• Harmony : [eulogizing]  Um, he was often unkind to me. And it didn't seem like tough love, or like he was trying to inspire me. It seemed like simple habitual unkindness. I don't think my memory of him will sustain anything else.

  Harmony : [after thought]  He was a pedophile.

  Matt : Everybody, just wipe that from the record.

• Harmony : I don't think you're supposed to give dogs sugar.

  Natasha : He likes it.

  Harmony : You gotta have a pancreas.

• Harmony : Maybe there's no question as to the legitimacy of this, but are you a heartless bastard?

  Meter Maid Man : Ho. Okay, hang on. Now that's just inflammatory.

  Harmony : Are you saying this is as like my boss, or as the character. Are we still in it?

  Meter Maid Man : No, you gotta stay in character when we're...

  Meter Maid Subordinate : It's still a part of the demonstration.

  Harmony : Sorry, I didn't know we were in it.

  Meter Maid Man : If you have a question, save it for the end.

  Harmony : So, you're a heartless bastard!