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Michael Cusack and Zach Hadel in Smiling Friends (2020)

Quotes

Smiling Friends

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  • Charlie: You look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow...
  • Alan: [being Crucified by Bliblies in the Exact Manner that Jesus was] I JUST WANTED MY CHEESE!
  • Mr Frog: Hello. I'm Mr Frog. This is my Show. This is the Bug. I eat the Bug. I ate the Bug. This is the End. I Love You. Bye!
  • Guy holding a Gun to his Head: Is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself?
  • Charlie: I love this place, I've been coming here since I was a Homunculus.
  • Shrimp: How do I look, Yellow Man?
  • Shrimp: I am too afraid of confrontation, ah!
  • Witch: [expertly dicing onions]
  • DJ Spit: [Waving a gun around] I don't know what to think no more, man! Stop messing with me head!
  • Charlie: [Theme Park] See, this is cool! You've got the Dave Rollercoaster, the Dave Toilet, Dave Snow Cones and you can even meet Dave!
  • Guy holding a Gun to his Head: Who's Dave?
  • Charlie: I don't know...
  • Grim: And then we can Finally Kill every Puerto-Rican on the Planet! I mean, we can Finally make Everybody Frown!
  • Production Company Logo: GOBLIN CAUGHT ON TAPE!
  • Charlie: I think all the worst surprises are behind me.
  • Jeremy: [Jumping out and waving his hands in Charlie's face] Blibby Blibby Blibby Blibby!
  • Charlie: [punches Jeremy in the throat] I warned you I'd do that if you ever did that again!
  • Jeremy: [sinks to the floor, groaning]
  • The Boss: Relax, man, I was just going to shoot you in the head and kill you.
  • Pim: I wish I had something with a bit more Girth.
  • Grandpa Glip: Christianity was right all along, sorry!
  • Distant Perching Songbird: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
  • Guy holding a Gun to his Head: That's my point, good times are fleeting. It doesn't change the fact the Sun is going to Explode.
  • Pim: [Catatonic with Despair, still holding his Candy Floss]
  • Shrimp: [Leather Jacket with "VENGEANCE!" Chalked on the Sleeve]
  • Pim: That's the difference between you and me, Charlie! I believe in DESTINY!
  • Charlie: How about that?
  • [Happy little Ant, just being in the moment]
  • Guy holding a Gun to his Head: What, the Ant?
  • Charlie: Yeah!
  • Guy holding a Gun to his Head: Well, it's kind of cool. But it doesn't make me not want to kill myself.
  • Damned Soul: Sorry, I couldn't think of anything to say...
  • Charlie: There's no pressure, man.
  • Party Bro: Oh my God, man, what are you doing here? You're so old, go home to your wife!
  • Charlie: This is why I don't dress up for Halloween.
  • Charlie: Ditch the Mouse Shit, dude, just get rid of it.
  • Grim: It doesn't matter, because you'll DIE ONE DAY!
  • Witch: Don't worry, you'll be Dead soon enough!
  • Mustard: Can't a Mustard have a little fun?
  • Charlie: I think that's a little unreasonable, I don't think you should be in Hell for that.
  • Shrimp: Hooray! I have reached level 987,413 in Mouse Quest!
  • Pim: Maybe we should wait at the Office for jobs to show up, instead of bothering people at home.
  • Sign: MOUSE QUEST II
  • Cinema Movie Title: The Carrot Concept
  • Century Egg: I can feel the Cold Hand of Death taking me away!
  • Charlie: Just because you're all Positive, doesn't mean we all have to Conform to that!
  • Patron: The Shape of my Head brings me Constant Mental Anguish.
  • Pim: He seems a bit controversial.
  • Charlie: Unfairly!
  • Giant Spider: [Shooting Web in Celebration]
  • Shadow Demon: [Hiding in the Coat Racks]
  • Shrimp: It is open!
  • Charlie: [Tiger Shirt] Don't listen to him, man, he's just showing off.
  • Charlie: This is the most obnoxious thing that's ever happened to me in my Life.
  • Charlie: I got caught in a vicious Dopamine Cycle...
  • Grim: Help! That nasty pink man is trying to bully a Mentally Ill person like myself!
  • Guy holding a Gun to his Head: Okay, I'm gonna shoot myself now. Bye!
  • Pim: No, no, no, no!
  • Witch: Which hand of the Witch hand will it be?

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