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Colin Firth, Rupert Everett, David Tennant, Tamsin Egerton, Juno Temple, Talulah Riley, Ella Smith, Holli Mckee, Gemma Arterton, and Cloi Mckee in St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold (2009)

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St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold

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  • Zoe: There's no reason to be scared of death. 'Cause death is, you know, like life, but all of the crap gets taken out. Like poverty and fascism and Miley Cyrus.
  • Roxy: Don't you think this whole idea is a wee bit unfeasible?
  • Annabelle Fritton: This is St. Trinian's. We don't know the meaning of the word "unfeasible".
  • Chelsea: That's true.
  • Lucy: Hah! In your face! In your face! Face of a supermodel. Brain of a super noodle.
  • Chelsea: Lucy! Do you really think I look like a supermodel?
  • Camilla: Some women, Annabelle, are born great: Cleopatra, the queen, me. Some become great, like Mother Teresa or Lady Gaga. Others have greatness thrust upon them, like Monica Lewinsky.
  • Lucy: [Chelsea's tapping the brick wall] Chelsea, what are you doing?
  • Chelsea: Looking for a secret door. Places like this always have a secret door.
  • [everyone rolls their eyes]
  • Lucy: Chelsea, you truly are...
  • Chelsea: [a secret door opens] I truly am a what? Smarter than your average, brainless slapper?
  • Lucy: [in disbelief] Yeah, smarter that your average, brainless slapper.
  • Chelsea: You better believe it.
  • Chelsea: And, that's why Lucy will always be a virgin.
  • [the Posh Totties "aww!" and do tear faces]
  • Lucy: What? As opposed to a brainless slapper, you mean? Seriously, she'd snog a melon if you drew a mouth on it.
  • [the other girls laugh loudly]
  • Bella: That's not fair! It was a grapefruit, actually, and it was years ago.
  • Chelsea: Bella! That was a secret.
  • Annabelle Fritton: Treasure Hunter, Come for naught, It seems your dreams have fallen short.
  • Chelsea: For pirate though I may have been, I ventured for a change of scene.
  • Chelsea: Resolving to change my ways, From sailing seas to mounting plays.
  • Lucy: Writing many in this room, With Shakespeare as my on-De-ploom.
  • Lucy: In you of gold I humbly pray, You'll kindly take my final play.
  • Annabelle Fritton: Anound did you find it hard, to credit that I was the bard.
  • Annabelle Fritton: The timely truth may now unfold, That all the while I was... a girl.
  • Celia: I think I have, like, an idea.
  • Sir Piers Pomfrey: [staring up at the St Trinians pirate ship, horrified, as the girls plan their attack] Bloody women!
  • Bella: [the Posh Totties, Bella and Saffy are showing new girl Roxy to her bed; and she sees a group of girls dancing] Oh, don't mind them. That's just the Flammables.
  • [fire appears on the screen with the "Flammables: St Trinians group logo]
  • Roxy: [confused] Why are they called "Flammables"?
  • Saffy: Have you *seen* all that polyester? Last year, one of them took up smoking and *half* the school burnt down!
  • [Saffy and Bella giggle to themselves]
  • Roxy: Oh.
  • Roxy: [carrying her bag to the beds] Where do I sling my stuff?
  • Saffy: Well, we can make up some room in our area, I suppose.
  • Chelsea: [excited] Yeah, you can so totally hang out with us!
  • [coolly]
  • Chelsea: I mean, you know, if you wanted. Whatever.
  • Zoe: Does she look like she'd want to hang out with a bunch of shallow, facile, peroxide-blonde turbo skanks?
  • [the Emos' St Trinians logo appears on the screen; with creepy music]
  • Bella: You think she'd rather hang out with *you* and the sulky, sun-dodging Emos?
  • [Chelsea and Saffy laugh, and the Posh Totties' St Trinians logo dings on the screen]
  • Lucy: [the girls are in the headmasters' office in the boys' school; and they spot a gold ring hanging with the headmasters' portrait] Look what he's wearing!
  • Chelsea: Ah, so now, *you're* the Style Queen, are you?
  • Saffy: Yeah, we're looking for a ring, not fashion tips.
  • Lucy: But he's *wearing* a ring! Well, an earring, anyway.
  • Chelsea, Saffy, Bella: [in unison] Yeah. In a painting.
  • [the Posh Totties put their fingers in and sizzle their fingers together]
  • Sir Piers Pomfrey: [Geoffrey is in the AD1 meeting, drinking the communion wine, but drank one too many] Kinsman, we've heard nothing from you. What's your proposal?
  • [Geoffrey drinks more of the wine, and doesn't listen]
  • Sir Piers Pomfrey: KINSMAN!
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: [slurs] What?
  • Matron: [watching from the St Trinians camera] He's absolutely sloshed! What's happened?
  • Sir Piers Pomfrey: What's your take on these women?
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: [slurring] Women?
  • [scoffs and sputters]
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: Eh? I'll tell you what I realise right? I've had enough of them!
  • [slurs]
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: I... I... I'm sick to the hind bloody teeth, the whole lot of them!
  • Chelsea: [the girls scoff and gasp at what he said] Scumbag!
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: [continues slurring] Yak, yak, yak in your all day about...
  • Camilla: [through camera microphone] That's gratitude for you.
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: [continues slurring] Gratitude!
  • Camilla: After I rescued him from the dung heap!
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: [continues slurring in the meeting] Dung!
  • AD1 Member: [to himself, quietly] Dung?
  • Geoffrey Thwaites: [resumes slurring] Just bitching and moaning about this and that and whatever! It's time for them to SHUT UP!
  • Roxy: What goes on tour, stays on tour.
  • Rock Star: Hey Roxy! Promise you'll write me.
  • [Roxy rolls her eyes]
  • Rock Star: Love you babe.
  • Roxy: Whatever.

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