Michael Hurst credited as playing...
Gage
- Gage: [threatening Trixie with a dildo tipped with whirling blades] I love Home Depot... Now listen here, you fucking slag. I have a reputation for being very persuasive. And I know you're a virtuoso with them throat muscles. So you'd better start spilling - or I'm gonna send Thaddeus here right up your chutney tube!
- Gage: That's it, show us your grabber.
- Trixie: You like that?
- Gage: Yeah, Daddy likes...
- Trixie: Try *this* one on for size.
- [Executes an aerial flip into Gage's lap]
- Gage: Fuckin' hell!
- Trixie: I call that move "shock and awe."
- Gage: Oh God... I've never felt this way about a gash before.
- Trixie: Oh! You are so sweet.
- Gage: Oh, and you're decent and pure, and I love you. Now why don't we tie a knot, bump uglies, and ride the pork bus to Tuna City?
- Gage: [to Hel] Who the fuck are you? Aside from one tasty little minge I'd like to slam like a screen door?