This is, by far, the worst animated "movie" I've ever seen, and I struggle to even call it a "movie". At an hour long, it meets the time qualification to be considered a movie, but that's where it stops. The entire runtime consists of characters in a static pose, talking. Constantly. Endlessly. Ceaselessly talking. Each character has maybe three or four animations of their arms moving in some way, and some sort of scoot/sidestep animation, and they're repeated constantly. One of the characters literally sidesteps every few seconds he's on screen. There's also no attempt at lip-syncing. The dead-eyed stares and rudimentary mouth movements on the absolutely hideous character models make it look like it was animated in an early version of FaceRig, that program that attempts to motion-capture your webcam footage and overlays a 3D model on top of it. There's a "plot", I guess, but it's so inane and pointless. Between the constant chatter and lack of any visual stimulation, my brain basically shut down trying to get through this. If I had to give this a single-word review, it would be this: Insufferable. Save your sanity and don't watch this travesty of a "movie".
