Two

It's so bad it's funny... Half the time they move abs face directions that show their stomachs aren't attached. They lay in the beds on their backs and when they go to stand up you can see the full tummy area 😂 the subtitles are even worse if you're watching English dub they do not match at all!

I guess 2 stands for the rating you should give to this movie. I'm pretty generous here, but they asked so hard for it. Otherwise 1 should fit nicely.

Anyway, this film is so damn soulless and big time stupid. The chemistry between the two leads was nothing special, but i kinda enjoyed the over ther top acting.

It's a short 70 min movie involving just 2 people who are stiched left/ right side of the abdomen. Even thought it's 70 mins movie is bit slow. There is not much story but it will keep you hooked to know why this was done to them. One time watch.

All things considered, you simply cannot expect much from a film so poorly directed. The entire storyline about two people being stitched together, quickly comes apart when you notice too many times that they aren't actually stitched together. The body positions and angles are impossible to achieve while being stuck together, and the director doesn't exactly cover herself in glory by constantly showing them in shots that reveal they clearly aren't even touching.

Once you're able to get past that, you'll notice it's pretty obvious where the film is headed and nothing other than the potential plot-twists could keep you on the edge of your seat.

Get past that, you'll find that there actually are no plot-twists, it's just a very slow movie (which isn't something you should be able to say about a 70 minute movie). If you're into gory movies, you're likely to keep watching to see what you would expect to be a very bloody movie (two people stitched together, moving around). Unfortunately, it's not that either, the only thing you're likely to enjoy if you're really a fan, is an intimate relationship between two people who shouldn't be having an intimate relationship.

You're better off investing your 70 minutes into watching a different movie, reading a book, or better yet, taking a nap.

Two: Two people, a man and a woman awake in a bed to find their abdomens have been stitched together. They have never met before and there is mutual suspicion. However they have to reach a modus vivendi and co-ordinate their actions to actually move. There are some scenes of horror here, even existential terror but is far too wordy. All is explained and though there is a grand guignol ending Two does not follow the brevity of that school. Even at 70 minutes it's too drawn out and might have worked better as an episode of an anthology series or film. Directed by Mar Targarona, Written by Cuca Canals,Christian Molina & Mike Hostench. On Netflix. 5/10.