D.C. Pierson credited as playing...
- Duncan: Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us.
- Jason: We are mature and legitimate detectives.
- Kelly: What the hell is that smell?
- Duncan: I drank dog urine.
- Jason: Ah, cinnamon sticks!
- Charlie: Ah, Chinese checkers!
- Duncan: Fuck! Yeah, that's right. I've been saying "fuck". Going in the backyard and trying it out.
- Duncan: Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs.
- Duncan: Our most consistent customer has Alzheimer's!
- Jason: Mrs. Kimmel does not have Alzheimer's!
- Duncan: She bakes fifty pies a day for her dead husband. Most of the pies are filled with soap.
- Duncan: We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!
