Debbie Does Demons

If you have missed that you can see boobs and such on the internet then you can find some of that here.

One problem is that the production value is about the same level as 3rd grade kids with a cellphone. Another issue is that the acting, if it can be called that, is far worse than in any porno. The third issue is that nothing make any sense.

The only positive is that you can sometimes chuckle a bit at the silliness like when the witch says that her captive is a virgin. Yea, sure, and I am Marc Antony.

I dunno what this is, but it is certainly not a movie. Not in any conventional sense. I give this a very generous 1/10 since I cannot go lower. By the way, none of the actors in this movie can go very low either since there is way too much in the way of being able to bend.

Infact brazzers has better camera work and acting. Everything about this film is not good. The iPhone offers better image stabilization then whatever they used here. The acting was completely amateur, you can always tell because good actors don't act. Plus the story was boring and terribly paced, edited by someone who can't be very experienced. I guess the one good point is that it's quite creative with everything being so wacky and weird.

The annoying thing about this film is the last of effort, with the technology and resources we have today anyone can make a film that at least looks good as long as they put in the effort, in this film they clearly didn't.

If someone makes a movie called "Debbie Does Demons," you have to wonder who the movie is actually for. You would attract people that would enjoy watching silly shlock.

However, this movie was done by a few morbidly obese friends who don't know anything about making a film, including editing, how to set up a shot, or even how to focus. You have characters talking off screen, people constantly flubbing their lines, and clunky explanations instead of any exposition. It's just painful to watch.

There is nothing of value here. The main actress gets topless right away and after that there's nothing else to see. (In fact, it's on the disc so you can just toss it into the trash after opening the case up. ) She makes out with a monster prop for a few minutes but there's no effort to make it look like anything other than a toy she just picks up. There's no humor, action, or real story other than "a witch is trying to kill me, here are some scenes."

Watch Birdemic instead.

This was my introduction into the world of David Farmer, and while it doesn't make me want to watch more of his movies, it certainly founds a place in my b-movie, schlock-loving heart.

The titular Debbie doesn't actually "do" any demons, that's handled by the main antagonist who shows up topless and remains so thru the entire movie. Of course, you'll stop noticing that once the story kicks in and people start being kissed into joining the dark side-- a tactic Darth Vader simply never considered.

I can't in good faith give this movie a rating any higher than a 5, but if IMDb allowed for a secondary "bad movie" rating, this would be a solid 8.

Most movies have something to help redeem them. Good acting, the story, effects, cinematography, premise etc. This movie has none. Not a single good actor (I'm still convinced they aren't actors. Just randoms from the streets), no good camera shots, no good effects. Its' not even the kind of movie that you should watch just to say you've watched it. It's pure trash with nothing redeeming or worthwhile. And for this to come out around Halloween is kinda insulting.

Save yourself the trouble of sitting through this or even watching a trailer. Avoid and go stick on literally any other movie and your time won't be wasted.