- Philip J. Fry: Where is everyone?
- Turanga Leela: Amy? Hermes?
- Bender: That professor guy? That crawfish thing? This stinks! I demand a hero's welcome after 72 network episodes!
- Philip J. Fry: Network episodes?
- Turanga Leela: That's what we call the deliveries we made for the Box Network, a division of 20th Century Box.
- Bender: And by my count, we did 72 primetime network episodes!
- Philip J. Fry: Primetime?
- Turanga Leela: That's what we call deliveries between 8 and 11 pm. Or 7 and 10 on Sundays.
- Bender: And we made exactly 72 network primetime Emmy-winning episodes!
- Philip J. Fry: Emmy winn-?
- Bender: Just tell us what's happening!
- Turanga Leela: We've gone back to December 31, 2999. We're about to re-live the last five years all over again!
- Philip J. Fry: I've got a strange feeling...
- Turanga Leela: Déjà vu?
- Philip J. Fry: Leela! Now's not the time to come on to me in French.
- Turanga Leela: Hey, something's coming at us!
- Bender: What's wrong, Big Boots?
- Turanga Leela: We got snagged on a cable operated by the Carton Network! It's pulling us into a vortex!
- Philip J. Fry: Do something! I hate vortexes!
- Bender: It's *vortices,* meatbag!
- Philip J. Fry: I hate *them,* too!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone?
- Box Network Executive #1: No, Professor. "Bad" News, Everyone. We're fed up with your ratings.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: My ratings?
- Female Executive: The comments from your clients.
- Box Network Executive #2: So we won't be picking you up for next season.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Pickup?
- Box Network Executive #3: Package pickup. And you're off the schedule.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Off the what?
- Box Network Executive #1: The network delivery schedule. Now excuse us, we're late for a meeting with Simon Cowell's head.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Can I help it if so many of our deliveries have been at 7 O'clock when no one is home? Or they're watching football? Lucky for me, I'll be dead soon anyway...
- Peter Griffin: This place is freakin' SWEET!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Hmm. Am I even luckier than I think?