- Jane Margolis: Do you know what this is?
- Jesse Pinkman: It's a whole lot of cheddar.
- Jane Margolis: This is freedom. This is saying, "I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody." What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?
- Jesse Pinkman: Is New Zealand part of Australia?
- Jane Margolis: New Zealand is New Zealand.
- Jesse Pinkman: Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made "Lord of the Rings". I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.
- Donald Margolis: Well played. They found water on Mars.
- Walter White: They have indeed.
- Donald Margolis: Don't exactly know what to with that information, but, hey, God bless them, they found it.
- Walter White: Oh, well, actually, they theoretically can separate the hydrogen from the oxygen and process that into providing fuel for man's space flights. Ostensibly, turning Mars into a giant gas station. So it's a... Yeah. We live in an amazing time.
- Donald Margolis: To water on Mars.
- Walter White: To water on Mars.
- Donald Margolis: So, what did you have? Girl or boy?
- Walter White: Oh. Little girl.
- Donald Margolis: That's nice. Congratulations.
- Walter White: Thank you.
- Donald Margolis: I have a daughter.
- Walter White: Yeah. How old?
- Donald Margolis: Old enough to know better. Twenty-seven next month.
- Walter White: Oh. You have other kids?
- Donald Margolis: Just the one.
- Walter White: I've got a 16 year old boy. Well, he's almost 16. Jeez. There's a spread, huh? But he helps out, though. He's even changing some diapers now, so. It's more than I managed to do when I was his age.
- Donald Margolis: Kids today grow up faster. I think.
- Walter White: Yeah, maybe so. So any advice? Having a daughter. Any advice?
- Donald Margolis: Oh. No, not really. Just love them. Just... I mean, they... they are who they are.
- Walter White: Yeah. I've got this... nephew. This nephew who is, I mean, he's an adult. But you can't infantilize them, you can't live their life for them. But still, I mean, there is that frustration. You know, that... God, that frustration that goes along with, you know: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know what is best for you, so listen." But of course, they don't. I mean, what do you do with someone like that?
- Donald Margolis: Family.
- Walter White: Yeah. Family...
- Donald Margolis: You can't give up on them. Never. I mean, what else is there?
- Jesse Pinkman: [Speaking about Walter White] I mean, like, like, who's he, right? I mean, first off, I taught him. He's always acting like I'm his dentured servant.
- Jesse Pinkman: I'm clean, Mr. White.
- Walter White: [throws Jesse a Griffin beaker] Prove it. Pee in that.
- Jesse Pinkman: How gay are you, seriously?
- Walter White: Pee in it! They're selling testing kits at the drugstores. If you are clean, I will give you every last dime.
- Donald Margolis: They found water on Mars.
- Walter White: They have indeed.
- Donald Margolis: Don't know what to do with that information but, hey, God bless them, they found it.
- Walter White: Oh, well, actually they theoretically can separate the hydrogen from the oxygen and process that into providing fuel for manned space flights. Ostensibly, turning Mars into a giant gas station.
- Walter White: Skyler, it's charity.
- Skyler White: Why do you say that like it's some sort of dirty word?
- Walter White: This is insane. I have so much cash on hand that I actually count it by weighing it on my bathroom scale. And yet, I can't spend it. I can't tell my family about it. All of whom think that I am right on the edge of bankruptcy. I mean, it's..It's insane.
- Saul Goodman: Well, I guess that's why gangsters had molls.
- Walter White: What?
- Saul Goodman: Gun molls. Haven't you ever seen White Heat?
- Walter White: Yeah, I've seen White Heat but I don't see how that pertains.
- Saul Goodman: Maybe you need a moll more than a wife who you can't trust with your secrets.
- Walter White: Just..
- Saul Goodman: What good is money that doesn't spend? The tree falls in the forest... .
- Walter White: My son created his own website - SaveWalterWhite.com, soliciting anonymous donations. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?
- Saul Goodman: [types on his computer] Yeah, look at that. It's got PayPal and everything.
- Walter White: Cyber-begging. That's all that is. Just... rattling a little tin cup to the entire world.
- Saul Goodman: Yeah, there's no deep-seated issues there!
- Saul Goodman: I got a guy who knows this guy, who knows this Rain Man-type who lives with his mother in her basement in Belarus; so good luck extraditing his fat Russian ass - he's a hacker...
- Jesse Pinkman: So where's my money?
- Walter White: Hah.. you are joking right? If I gave you that money, you would be dead inside of a week.
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