DeRay Davis credited as playing...
Domingo
- Tom Hanson: [pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko] Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!
- [pointing gun at Domingo]
- Tom Hanson: On your knees! Now!
- Officer Doug Penhall: Fuck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!
- Domingo: What the...
- Officer Doug Penhall: Put your guns on the ground!
- Schmidt: Yes! Yes!
- Tom Hanson: Shut the fuck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!
- Schmidt: We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.
- Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!
- Tom Hanson: Tough titty, I fucked her too!
- Domingo: What?
- Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your fucking head? For, like, months on end!
- Schmidt: There are worse things in the world.
- Tom Hanson: We had to get fucking tattoos on our dicks, man!
- Officer Doug Penhall: Actually, I just said that to mess with you.
- Tom Hanson: What?
- Officer Doug Penhall: It looks tough.
- Jenko: Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.
- Tom Hanson: You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.
- Jenko: What? That's crazy, man!
- Tom Hanson: Yeah!
- Tom Hanson: You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation.
- Schmidt: We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
- Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.
- Tom Hanson: Tough titty. I fucked her, too.
- Domingo: What?
- Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
- Schmidt: Worse things in the world.
- Tom Hanson: We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man.
- Officer Doug Penhall: Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.