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Police Officer
: Uh, you can't park here.
Crazy Steve
: Put the lime in the coconut!
Josh Nichols
: You lie, and I take a shoe to the nipple.
Josh Nichols
: Never put your finger in me again!
Josh Nichols
: But I bruise like a summer peach!
Josh Nichols
: I love how glass sounds when you knock on it.
Mary Alice
: That's Zigfee; he's foreign.
Crazy Steve
: My head is full of pretty lumps.
Crazy Steve
: [
after explaining how the woodchipper works
] Like a baby, spits cream corn, on his mother's booosom...
Crazy Steve
: [
unable to stop touching cops bald head
] It's Warm. It's like a honeydew. I wanna rub it!
Drake Parker
: So, we're screwed?
Josh Nichols
: Naw
Crazy Steve
: Just stroke it to scroll.
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