Pam Ferris credited as playing...
Queen Victoria
- Watson: [holding the camera by its tripod] Your Majesty, do you think I could have a picture of us together?
- Queen Victoria: But who is going to take the photograph?
- Watson: Oh, no, I'll take the photograph. You see, it's a type of a self-photograph. I can take it, and I will be in it also.
- Holmes: You know what? I find, to take the most attractive photographs, you need to purse your lips together like a duck-billed platypus.
- Watson: Platypus face. Chins up.
- [pursing lips with Watson]
- Watson: Hey.
- Holmes: Hey. Hey, girl. You know, maybe over by the window. The lighting's much better there.
- Watson: Yes, yes, capital idea.
- [swinging the camera into the Queen's face, knocking her out]
- Watson: Oh, God.