Ebola Rex

When the dinosaur ate the guy it made a realistic splatter of blood. The Ebola Rex itself is a terrifying thought of itself. What if these ancient beings carried viruses and rampaged across the world? I shudder at the thought. With a great cast and great use of realistic and cheesy cgi, this movie has become one of my favs.

Terror is contagious in Ebola Rex, the insane new horror film coming early next month from Wild Eye Releasing. If you're into indie creature features with over-the-top monsters, does it get any better than an infectious T-Rex? When watching the trailer, you can really get a feel for how ridiculous the film is (which seems to be by design), but that's always a big part of the fun when watching movies like this. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could give a T. Rex Ebola, they didn't stop to think if they should give a T. Rex Ebola. I have seen kindergarten movies with a higher budget than this and they had the forethought to not make their production about a diseased 50 foot tall CG dinosaur.

Centuries in the Making , Special Effects Galore , with an All-Star Cast & a Wickedly Hot & Wild Hostess , " EBOLA REX " Rules ! Horror Hostess Deluxe , 'MALVOLIA : The Queen of Screams' Presents The Film an a Segment of " Malvolia's Movie Matinee " ; & It meets all the necessary requirements for the Show : Devastation , Death , Deviant Characters , & Loads of Blood Aflowin' ! The Story comes about by an Environmental Vigilante breaking into a Science Lab Injecting the Ebola Virus into Stem-Cell Reproduced Tyrannosaurus Rex , thus giving it the means & power to Escape & Wreak Havoc throughout California & Possibly the World . The Quality Acting begins with Mike Ferguson & Erik Anthony Russo portraying Friendly Neighbors . Erik's got a job he Hates , but a Beautiful GirlFriend he Loves ; & Mike appears to be an Annoying Stoner with some Serious Issues . The Lovely Elizabeth Barstow is the Girlfriend as well as The 'Dino Park Libby' ! Shawn C. Phillips Fabulously Fits as the agitated Save-The-T-Rex Protester ; & Ken May is 'Dick Steel' , the BountyHunter Hot on the T-Rex Trail , who hassle very Strange Eating Habits . Ryan Hadley & Melissa Delisi are the 'Picnic Man & Woman , who learn Not to eat 'al fresco' the Hard Way ! This calls for the Military ; & the first one we meet is the Iconic Action Star , Mel Novak , as The 'Department of Defense General Shannon Davis' , who Reports right to the President ! There's also James E. Taylor as 'Senator Bob Morris' & John R. Walker as the British BroadCaster 'Peter Sommers' , trying to make Heads-or-Tails of this whole Insane Situation ! There's even a Splendid Romp through 'Dino-Land' led by Jared Allen ; & Always Remember Marvelous 'MALVOLIA' is the Generously Endowed & Gloriously Gorgeous Jennifer Nangle ! Don't Miss Your chance to get Your hands on Dustin Ferguson's " Ebola Rex' which becomes available at SCS Entertainment on Tuesday Sept. 1st 2020 ! * EBOLA REX is Coming & HELL's Coming with HIM !!!

I've seen a lot of really bad movies. I'm talking Sharknado series, Megaladon and spinoffs, Velocipastor. This doesn't even come close to any of them.

There's literally no plot. About 50% of the movie is an old man who's inexplicably locked his roommate in his secret bunker under his house and is cussing him out because he's afraid of getting infected from a disease (that's not even airborne.) Somehow the satellites are down but we never see any damage. Anywhere.

Rex has about 1 minute of total footage in the entire movie.

Lazy writing, horrendous acting, and no plot. Don't waste your time.

This "Movie" has no redeeming value whatsoever. I'm quoting movie because this....thing is less than an hour if you cut the credits, and even shorter if you cut the useless host segments. So what we essentially have here is 20 minutes of a really strange looking dude walking in the woods with a toy gun, 20 (bizarre) minutes of a gay male couple engaging in violent foreplay in a poorly lit basement, 2 minutes of someone in a Mel Novak mask talking to a computer monitor, and 2 minutes of Atari level special effects. No story, no pacing, no characterization, no structure, no payoff. So, basically everything we've come to expect from this filmmaker (who apparently changed his name to Dark Infinity--CRINGE).

I can't do zero stars, unfortunately. Please stay far far away. You'll wish you had.