- Suzanne: You're not gonna believe this, but Dex is here.
- Maddie: What is this? The night of the ex's? Colin's here, too.
- Suzanne: Where?
- Maddie: Right there.
- Suzanne: You know, I can sort of understand the whole bad boy thing, but what did you ever see in him?
- Maddie: Oh, codependency, the whole Mother Teresa complex, believing I could change someone into something else, thinking that great love and great drama were the same thing, insecurity... Oh, and the guy can fuck!
- Maddie: You can't come here. The spells keep you out.
- Angela: Oh, there are ways. There are always ways.
- Angela: [Looks over at Colin, sleeping] You still have a thing for him, don't you? I have a thing for him, too. First, I'm gonna poke his pretty brown eyes out and then, I'm gonna fuck his brains out until they're spilling out of his ears. And then, right before he dies, right before he becomes one of us...
- Angela: *Transforms into a demon* He shall know the suffering in death.
- Maddie: Shut up, bitch!