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Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Ryan in Jack Goes Boating (2010)

Quotes

Jack Goes Boating

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  • Jack: Don't worry, I'm a good swimmer.
  • Connie: I knew you'd be good.
  • Jack: I am for you.
  • Clyde: Let's smoke a toast.
  • Connie: I even imagined it with you.
  • Jack: That's... yeah.
  • Connie: In a bathtub, I imagined I was with you.
  • Jack: You took a bath?
  • Connie: No, I was in a bathtub imagining it was a pitch black night. We were in a bed in a spaceship flying through superspace.
  • Jack: That... that's a long way off... space travel for tourists.
  • Jack: This always happens.
  • Clyde: What?
  • Jack: Whenever there's anything good, it fucks up.
  • Clyde: It fucked up, but it fucked up because *we* forgot.
  • Jack: No, you fucked it up because you made a fucking toast!
  • Clyde: Because I love you. We all love you. We forgot the food because you were being loved. That's the important thing to remember.
  • [first lines]
  • Clyde: Have you thought about it? I think you should.
  • Jack: What does she do there?
  • Clyde: She's the assistant to the embalmer.
  • Jack: Oh no.
  • Clyde: Something with the fluids.
  • Jack: No. Ugh.
  • Clyde: No, man. Lucy's training her to sell seminars with Dr. Bob. She calls the funeral directors - phone sales.
  • Jack: Cool. What's her name?
  • Clyde: Connie. So I'll tell Lucy it's on.

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