- Munem: Please be clear about this, Latif. Uday has chosen you. You belong to him. You have about five minutes to think about this. Before a car pulls up outside your house in Al-Adhamiya and your family, everyone one of them - your father, your mother, your sisters and brothers; is thrown into Abu Ghraib. God willing, they will die quickly. I've said too much. You have about two minutes left.
- Latif Yahia: I wrote to my mother once a week. She's going to think that I got killed in Iran.
- Munem: Inshallah.
- Latif Yahia: Inshallah? My family are going to think that I'm dead.
- Munem: Let them think you died a martyr. I know it's difficult, but it's what Uday wants. He will accept nothing less.
- Latif Yahia: She will be knocking on the door of every hospital in Baghdad.
- Munem: When you say your prayers tonight, when you turn out the light and close your eyes, this is what you should be saying to yourself: "Latif Yahia is dead. He died in Iran. May God have mercy on him. Now I am Uday Saddam Hussein."
- [after Uday has kidnapped a school-girl off the street]
- Uday Hussein: Don't fucking look at me like that.
- Latif Yahia: Like what?
- Uday Hussein: Like that. I know that fucking look. I know what you're thinking. Think what the fuck you like. I like cunt. I want cunt. I see a cunt, I want to fuck it. I don't care. I love my country. I love my mother, father. But I love cunt more than I love God!
- Uday Hussein: [referring to Latif's televised speech] Are you watching?
- Qusay: He didn't fool me, my brother.
- Uday Hussein: You can tell? How?
- Qusay: For one thing, he's sober. And second, he's not foaming at the mouth.
- Uday Hussein: Didn't you once paint a picture of my father? You still have it?
- Latif Yahia: I gave it to you.
- Uday Hussein: I have an awful feeling I told him I did it myself.
- Yassem Al-Helou: [about Uday] Poor child never knows what to wear. He changes his mind every five minutes. Depends on what car he's driving. Honestly, habibi, that boy - he wears me out.
- Uday Hussein: I had a word with Dr. Linz. He says your cock's too big. We need to make a surgical reduction.
- Latif Yahia: A what?
- Uday Hussein: Chop a bit off.
- Latif Yahia: What?
- Uday Hussein: Not much. Just a teeny-weeny.
- Latif Yahia: Not much?
- Uday Hussein: My cock is well-known in Baghdad. The women, they talk.
- [pause]
- Uday Hussein: I'm just joking with you, you fuck!
- Uday Hussein: [to Latif] I will never let you go. I will *never* let you go.
- [kisses Latif's neck]
- Uday Hussein: I love you too much.
- Sarrab: Who's this?
- Uday Hussein: Latif? He's my brother. Nobody must know, but Saddam; he has three sons. You tell anybody this, I will have to cut your tongue out with a razor and feed it to the cat.
- Uday Hussein: [to Latif, about having sex with a transvestite] I quite enjoyed it. It hurt like hell. I thought I would need stitches.