- Farren: [crying] I know he lied, but he did protect us. This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom, and, Mom, you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again.
- Ian: I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Farren.
- Gillian: [looks at Nora] I suppose you have something to say, too.
- Nora: I want Bob to be my daddy.
- Glaze: Hey, loosen these things up!
- Colton James: Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
- Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
- Bob Ho: They suspect me?
- Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
- Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means.
- Colton James: Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
- Ian: Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?
- Cute Gymnast: [disgusted] Yeow!
- Bob Ho: At least you're not shy.
- Ian: I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
- Bob Ho: Mission accomplished.
- Colton James: Don't get married! Just find a woman who will hate you in five years and give her your house.
- Creel: [after Poldark throws his cell phone on the floor and shoots it] You must stop shooting things, Antonsha.
- Poldark: I need a change of clothes - something current and fashionable, and something to eat that does not come with a toy.