Episode list

I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I have my podcasting gear so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people.

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we'll be good friends.

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower.

The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him.

I finally got Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him.

I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name "Belaroth" sounds familiar.

I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest.

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today.

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick.

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface - and he's here to see me.

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is - a big guy.

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night.

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.

Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green. Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming.

This week I meet an Elven archer. Elvish archer? He's an elf.

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree.

Hi. It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.

She's here. Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's here.

I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.

We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He's my guest this week.

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.

I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see - us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever. I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.

I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon.

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us.

There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain how it works.

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.

The Chunt for Red October is finally here. What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need.

Earth. Stuff.

Sorry, everyone. I've been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed.

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase "when pigs fly." One thing lead to another and I met this week's guest.

We've been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night.

Chunt here. Arnie's hung over so I'm hosting the podcast this week. Usidore's wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he'll chat with us.

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu's Chow. Not sure what they serve, but it's got to beat spiced potatoes.

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy.

There's a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice. Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.

We're joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon. People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he'll get a kick out of that.

I've always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week's guest has the answer.

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni--wait, who's this guy at our table?

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.

I'm going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D'athaniel Quen'yarvin. Maybe I'll say his name right this time.

There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur. And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1.