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Veteran security guard Randall Harrison and his less than enthusiastic partner Alex, attempt to bring peace and quiet to the neighborhood after responding to a string of noise complaints against a popular social media influencer who refuses to follow the rules.

Randall and Alex are called in to take down an unapproved black-market lemonade stand that has popped up in the neighborhood. However, the basic task takes an unexpected turn when the lemonade stand's feisty nine-year-old owner won't go down without a fight.

Randall and Alex discuss their preferred pistachio preference. They meet a foreign invader with a surprising connection to Alex. The guys then rescue an injured jogger while an out-of-control chiropractor keeps getting in the way.

Randall and Alex have to clean up the streets....literally. When one of the residents in the neighborhood is not properly cleaning up after their dog, its up to Randall and Alex to figure out who the crap culprit is and nab them before its too late.

Randall and Alex confront a resident about Christmas decorations in July and a man running an overly sexual yoga class in the park. When Dankbank gets into an argument with a neighborhood Karen on the loose, Randall and Alex are forced to play mediator.

Randall and Alex debate over the best Batman actor while attempting to solve a problem from a resident they can't understand. While looking for clues, Alex has another run- in with the neighborhood social justice warriors who again challenge his level of 'wokeness'.

When the guys are tasked with removing a crafty homeless man from squatting in one of the neighborhood houses, Alex is appalled at the inhumane way Randall wants to proceed but Randall's previous encounters with the man show why there may be a need for concern.

Randall and Alex break up an altercation between two suburban women ready to fight it out. Randall is forced to confront and shut down Dankbank's out of control party alone after Alex is called away by HR, but it gives Alex the chance to finally get some alone time with his crush.

Veteran security guard Randall Harrison and his less than enthusiastic partner Alex attempt to bring peace and quiet to the neighborhood after responding to a string of noise complaints against a popular social media influencer who refuses to follow the rules.