Ben Stiller credited as playing...
- Evan: [Looking at green gunge] Wait a second. I've seen this stuff before.
- Franklin: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award?
- Bob: What the fuck is he doing here?
- Evan: It's ok he saved us!
- Franklin: Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.
- Evan: Costco is for members only.
- Bob: When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?
- Evan: Well, it's not that simple.
- Bob: Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.
- Evan: You've been planning an alien invasion... in my Costco?
