- Bam Margera: Yo Chad you excited for Christmas?
- Chad Ginsburg: No man, I am Jewish so I feel Hanukkah it may take us a little bit longer.
- Bam Margera: Franz what do you want for Christmas?
- Joseph Frantz: Uh I herd something about a robot? I'd like one of those I am pretty lonely haven't had a girlfriend in six months thank you.
- Bam Margera: Chad?
- Chad Ginsburg: World peace, isn't that what everybody wants?
- Bam Margera: Jess what do you want?
- Jess Margera: Uh, Grand Theft Auto IV
- Bam Margera: Oh come on why don't you just leave?
- Mark Hanna: Fannah?
- Mark Hanna: I want someone to get rid of Jess.
- Bam Margera: Ahahaha.
- Bam Margera: Weren't you not allowed into the U.S. for ten years?
- Andy McCoy: Uhh Yeah I was wanted. With a reward for my arrest for ninety-five thousand dollars. And I sat busted in uh New York Kennedy airport chained with a fucking. A couple of people who were smuggling children, a chick who got busted with two kilos of cocaine and I am sitting here like for eight checks. For counterfeit money, I mean come on wheres the justice there?
- Andy McCoy: [Andy McCoy is lighting a joint with a cigarette]
- Bam Margera: You have to play in an hour, you know.
- Andy McCoy: Don't tell your daddy how to fuck!