Deeflowered

Deeflowered barely qualifies as a movie; it's about an hour of terrible acting in a series of nonsense scenes that are only tangentially related in that they star the same characters. The "story" makes zero sense and the whole thing feels like something an edgy teenager would make trying to be offensive and cool. All of the locations look like they just found abandoned buildings. Deeflowered is just a blender full of unrelated junk with zero redeeming qualities. I think Deeflowered wants to be something like the Polonia brothers made, but it is certainly not; it's just regular bad.

This incomprehensible little piece of rancid home movie is one of the worst that I suffered through thus far of the Catacomb of Creepshows box-set. I would go into plot or storyline but since the writer didn't put much thought into this film being coherent, I won't either. Something to do with a shady abortion clinic, a bunnyman, killings and cannibalism.

All of the above are all told in a haphazard way, punctuated by some I appealing T&A, crass unfunny 'humor' that one grows out of in fifth grade, some lame camera tricks & fluoresces and most perplexing the usually great Robert Z'Dar, slumming it in a movie that's far beneath him. I'm the only one thus far to comment on this film whatsoever and now it's easy to see why.

Well because either:

A. Most people are lost for words after watching this B: Most people have switched off and not made it to the end C: Most people don't have any idea what is going on so would struggle to review a title that makes no sense.

Well actually you could pick all of the above.

Deeflowerd is about many things all of which do not really gel. There is an abortion clinic, where one of the people that attends gets a spike through her head, while she is getting her treatment, her boyfriend waits in the waiting room and masturbates while a giant rabbit watches from outside. In fact the white rabbit makes a few appearances for no reason. If you are English, then you would be able to understand that the Rabbit looks like a life size version of the Duracell Bunny from the battery adverts !!!

There is some devil worship and a couple lay in bed a lot naked, but really do not now why? Jack the Ripper makes an appearance.

All in all the worst movie on the box set Catacomb of Creepshows.

Best thing about this is the running time of 52 minutes, but even that was too long.

What the Hell is Robert Z'Dar appearing in this for. He plays a police officer and it looks like all of his lines were made up on the spot.