Jack Black: Po

Kung Fu Panda 2

Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you *choose* to be. So, who are you, panda?
Po: [determined] I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.

Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents! Everything! I scarred you for life!
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No they don't. *Wounds* heal.
Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't *care* what scars do!
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen: You're right. Then I choose *this*!
[Shen attacks Po with his knives; they fight until Shen accidentally dislodges his destroyed cannon and is crushed by it]

Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...
Po: This is nothing like that plan.
Tigress: How?
Po: Because this one is gonna work.

Po: [struggling to his knees] I *have* to get to him.
Tigress: [threateningly] Then tell me why!
Po: He was there, OK? The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents! He knows what happened... where I came from... who I am.
[Tigress stares and opens her mouth slightly as her expression softens]
Po: Look, I'm going.
[stands up]
Po: I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
[Tigress frowns and lunges at Po]
Viper: Tigress, no!
[Tigress hugs Po; Crane's jaw drops]
Tigress: [warmly] The hard core *do* understand.
[pulls away]
Tigress: But I can't watch my friend be killed.
[to the others]
Tigress: We're going.
Crane: Uh, maybe you can't watch *me* be killed?
Tigress: [firmly] Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: And... she's back.
Master Storming Ox: [sighs] Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.

Po: I threw up around the third floor, so you might want to clean that up. You guys got an evil janitor around here or something?

Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
[both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
Po: Why are we laughing?

Po: Dad, there's something you should know. While I was gone, I found the village where I was born. I found out how I ended up in that radish basket.
Mr. Ping: You did?
Po: I know who I am.
Mr. Ping: [nervously] You do?
Po: ...I'm your son.
Mr. Ping: Oh...
Po: [picks him up and hugs him] I love you, Dad.
Mr. Ping: I love you too, son.

Mr. Ping: So, how did it go? Did you save China?
Po: Yep.
Mr. Ping: Well, I knew you would! That's why I had these signs made! "My son saved China - you too can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!"