Freshman First Timers

This dumb title from a forgotten Penthouse release is merely code for jail-bait porn, and not very convincing at that. With dull narration taking the place of dramatics, house pornographer Kelly Holland/Toni English lays an egg.

The five vignettes have good-looking women on view, not really fresh faces but appealing nonetheless. Nikki Fairchild leads off with interracial action matched against Mikey Butders, a busy thesp at the time, but not well-remembered.

Rebeca Linares is a superstar by comparison, given the opportunity to speak in her native Spanish, with subtitles. She also goes IR, mating with popular stud Tyler Knikght, who would later almost launch a new career as Tyler Wood when he imitated Tiger Woods after latter's tabloid scandal.

Cute Kylee Reese is seemingly staying up late night at the library, a novel place (pun intended, why not?) for pickups, even in porn parlance. In-joke, very infra dig, is that Niko is the stud who arrives to take her virginity. He's the same Playgirl star who Toni English directs in Playgirl TV outings, it being a small world indeed wherein Playgirl and Penthouse utilize pretty much the same video crews plus talent. And you thought they were catering to different genders as their audience.