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Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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  • Ramsey: Where's Becky?
  • Rod: She's taking a shit. Nathalie is watching her back.
  • Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!
  • Rod: Man, that was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth!
  • Rick: That is it, I'm getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly.
  • TV Anchor: And many have died from starvation, due to the difficulty of finding enough food, such as seals.
  • Tree Hugger: I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!
  • Rod: Hey, look! There's an old guy on the bridge!
  • Ramsey: [while in bed with Becky] Man, this is gonna be fun.
  • Ramsey: I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?
  • Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.
  • Ramsey: Hey look, a fishing rod! I can go catch some fish!
  • Nathalie: I think you're the one.
  • Rod: Are you sure?
  • Rod: [pumps his fists in the air] Woo hoo!
  • Rick: What's with all the noise?
  • Rod: Caught the big fish.
  • Rick: Yeah? How big was the sale?
  • Rod: One million dollars.
  • Rick: Awesome, man!
  • [He and Rod high-five each other]
  • Nathalie: [on the phone with Rod] Yeah, it was nice meeting you.
  • Rod: So, how's your day?
  • Nathalie: My day's going well, how's yours?
  • Rod: Great. I made a big sale today.
  • Nathalie: Good, fantastic!
  • Rod: Thanks.
  • Nathalie: I closed a big job offer today at Victoria's Secret.
  • Rod: Wow, congratulations! I think you'll look great in those lingerie.
  • Rod: Oh, lovers on the moon.
  • Nathalie: Yeah.
  • Nathalie: I got some seaweed.
  • [long silence]
  • Rod: Good.
  • Tree Hugger: Enjoy, and appreciate these trees while you can!
  • Robert Perkins: Guys, this is revolutionary green tech. Contingent upon agreement on our term sheets, we're gonna fund you.
  • Rod: Awesome!
  • Rod: You should have a back-up pan
  • [sic]
  • Rick: [thrusting his elbows in a suggestive manner] A day without sex... is a day wasted, man!
  • Nathalie: It was nice talking to you. I should really get going, I'm going to get to my friends and my mom. So... Was good talking to you!
  • Nathalie: Uh, what do you like to do for fun?
  • Rod: Watch football. Especially the 49ers. Also, part-times
  • [sic]
  • Rod: Eagles fan. Aaaand a little exercise. Tennis. How 'bout you?
  • Rick: Well, with that fashion model chick, you might want to impress her with a Ferrari.
  • Rod: I don't think she's that materialistic.
  • Rick: When are you going to grow up man?
  • Rick: Chick love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
  • Rod: She's my hot Ferrari.
  • [first lines]
  • Rod: Hi.
  • Waitress: Hi.
  • Waitress: Here's the menu.
  • Rod: Thank you.
  • Waitress: I'll be right back with you.
  • Nathalie: [bending down to look at some dead birds on the beach] Look at these birds! I wonder how they died like that!
  • Rod: Stop, don't touch it! It may be infectious!
  • Rod: The sea is so beautiful.
  • Nathalie: Yes, it is.
  • Rod: You know, all life came from the sea. I mean, look at us. We're made of water so what... so what is your ideal man?
  • Nathalie: Well, for one thing, he has to have a lot of stock options invested.
  • Rod: [chuckles] At least your honest.

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