Crystal Storm
- Dr. Morphed into Tina
- (as Crystal Ashley)
Ricky White
- Hugo Morphed into Betty
- (as Ricki White)
Soleil Hughes
- Hooker
- (as Soleil)
Nat Turnher
- Cassandra's Lover
- (as Nat Turner)
Storyline
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Even in this age of jail-bait cinema, with petite young femmes more popular than ever for porn fans, there are numerous DVD releases devoted to top-heavy women, both natural and siliconed. This entertaining Adult spoof of those old sci-fi/horror mad scientist movies provides a bevy of huge fake tits for the viewer, belonging mainly to strippers rather than Adult movie stars. It also departs from the Wicked Pictures emphasis on contract talent.
The eight ladies on view do a bit of acting, but mainly are on call for low-angle magnifying shots by director/cameraman Mark Stone. Stone's day job is shooting those BTS short subjects, including the one featured on this DVD, but for once he has fashioned something of his own worth watching.
Crew members Chunk and Duke Mulholland play a mad scientist Dr. David Von Chunkenstein (the character name thankfully allowing me to sort out which one is playing which) and his loyal assistant of 30 years Hugo. The fact that Hugo played by Duke looks to be about 30 years old is not addressed.
The nutty doctor, who is given to looking into the camera and laughing hysterically in the manner of a Chiller Theater late night horror movie host on TV, has two major inventions: a Reality Morphing Potion one drinks to become a different person, and a Cybernetic Transmogrofier (sic), latter used to create sex zombies with huge tits. Thus ends the story line portion of our program.
So in six sex scenes the inventions are put to work, with comical and sexy results. The usual porn gimmick of the NonSex actors turning into familiar porn studs for the purpose of the sex scenes is useful here, as is the creation of the big-bust humanoid women. Oddest scene has our nutty scientists drinking the potion and becoming women, with the Doc's double dose causing him to change into stripper Crystal Ashley, easily breast in show with her volleyball-size bosoms.
Not to be outdone, the Doc places actual basketballs (with nipples on top) on the inanimate body on his lab table to create Lucky Benton for the finale. It's all silly and has minor SPFX, though most of the transformations are truly old school, as the duo duck under the table and re-emerge as other actors or actresses.
There's plenty of pulchritude on display, catering to all fake boob tastes, such as the wonderful Daphne Rosen, Black actress Soleil and stripper who has mastered the art of pixillating her breasts individually via muscle control, June Summers.
The eight ladies on view do a bit of acting, but mainly are on call for low-angle magnifying shots by director/cameraman Mark Stone. Stone's day job is shooting those BTS short subjects, including the one featured on this DVD, but for once he has fashioned something of his own worth watching.
Crew members Chunk and Duke Mulholland play a mad scientist Dr. David Von Chunkenstein (the character name thankfully allowing me to sort out which one is playing which) and his loyal assistant of 30 years Hugo. The fact that Hugo played by Duke looks to be about 30 years old is not addressed.
The nutty doctor, who is given to looking into the camera and laughing hysterically in the manner of a Chiller Theater late night horror movie host on TV, has two major inventions: a Reality Morphing Potion one drinks to become a different person, and a Cybernetic Transmogrofier (sic), latter used to create sex zombies with huge tits. Thus ends the story line portion of our program.
So in six sex scenes the inventions are put to work, with comical and sexy results. The usual porn gimmick of the NonSex actors turning into familiar porn studs for the purpose of the sex scenes is useful here, as is the creation of the big-bust humanoid women. Oddest scene has our nutty scientists drinking the potion and becoming women, with the Doc's double dose causing him to change into stripper Crystal Ashley, easily breast in show with her volleyball-size bosoms.
Not to be outdone, the Doc places actual basketballs (with nipples on top) on the inanimate body on his lab table to create Lucky Benton for the finale. It's all silly and has minor SPFX, though most of the transformations are truly old school, as the duo duck under the table and re-emerge as other actors or actresses.
There's plenty of pulchritude on display, catering to all fake boob tastes, such as the wonderful Daphne Rosen, Black actress Soleil and stripper who has mastered the art of pixillating her breasts individually via muscle control, June Summers.
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- Runtime2 hours 14 minutes
- Color
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