- Satchem: ...when you're having sex and the girl's on top and she starts grinding her hips looking for an extra two inches that I obviously don't have. This is no time to start getting greedy. Just sit back and enjoy the best five inches this side of the Mississippi.
- Matt: If you make a girl laugh, she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.
- The Chubby Kid: Make her drunk and she puts out.
- Ronald: I'm thinking about going over to that new girl's house and asking her to come with me to Satchem's party tonight.
- The Chubby Kid: Isn't she a plumper?
- Ronald: Yeah! And when she gets drunk, she's all about putting out.
- The Chubby Kid: You don't even know her name.
- Ronald: Don't worry about it. I'll just play it cool. I always do!
- Husky Girl's Father: Can I help you?
- Ronald: Uh, I was wondering if your, uh, daughter was around?
- Husky Girl's Father: Which one?
- Ronald: The husky one!