Quotes

The Slumber Party/Grooming Gary

[Pearl sees Mr. Krabs posting a very tall sign listing all of the rules of the slumber party]
Pearl: Dad?
Mr. Krabs: Just putting up the house rules.
Pearl: [reading rules] No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar?
Mr. Krabs: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed!
[turns on a huge neon-lit sign reading "NO BOYS ALLOWED"]
Mr. Krabs: Isn't it glorious?
[Pearl goes back in the house and locks the door, locking Mr. Krabs out]
Mr. Krabs: Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door!
Pearl: You're not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] This is mutiny!
Pearl: What are you gonna do about it? Take away my allowance?
[she throws the ketchup-covered crackers at him]
Pearl: Here you go!

[SpongeBob accidentally flooded Mr. Krabs' house with his personal supply of root beer]
Mr. Krabs: [surveying the damage] Me knickknacks! Me root beer! Me pile of old newspapers! I was maybe gonna read that someday!
[to Pearl]
Mr. Krabs: I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!
Pearl: [angrily] Trusted ME?
[holds up SpongeBob]
Pearl: Your employee destroyed this house! The only boy at the party!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [sheepishly] Well, Mr. Krabs, you know how boys are.
Pearl: [to Mr. Krabs] It's your fault my party is ruined, and now all my friends have zombie shock syndrome!
Girlfriend #8: [rocking back and forth] I'm too pretty to be a zombie!
Pearl: We were fine with a nice simple slumber party. But now, it's gonna cost you!
Mr. Krabs: Cost me what?
Pearl: [sinister tone] Money...
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[as punishment for meddling with her slumber party, Pearl uses Mr. Krabs' money to throw a private party at Goo Lagoon; many guests are there except Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]
Pearl: [addressing the crowd] Everyone having a good time?
[crowd cheers]
Pearl: Well, you can all thank my dad for making this possible.
[calls out to Mr. Krabs, who is very far away behind a velvet rope where a security guard watches him]
Pearl: Thank you, daddy!
Mr. Krabs: [calling back] You're welcome, sweetie! Oh, this is so expensive!
Security Guard: You're not allowed any closer, sir.
SpongeBob: [walking up] Mr. Krabs, I think I know what'll cheer you up.
[he puts a drinking glass under his armpit and squirts some root beer into it]
SpongeBob: A mug of ice cold root beer!
Mr. Krabs: No, SpongeBob, that doesn't cheer me up at all!

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