- Mr. Lunt: "War and Peace" took me fifteen minutes. I found it riveting, full of flawed characters and classic Russian pathos.
- Mr. Lunt: [on "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"] Personally, I found the book riveting, full of flawed characters and classic American humor.
- Clark Wayne: What the tomato may have missed in his business plan is that this is 1904. And the Federal Income Tax will not be established until 1913. For the next nine years he will in fact have the market all to himself. What he will not have is customers.
- Jimmy Gourd: I enjoyed how the author intertwined complicated moral dilemmas with lighthearted vegetable frivolity.
- Huckleberry Larry: If we see someone who needs help, and we can help 'em, I think that's what God wants us to do.
- Tomato Sawyer: You were right all along. We do need to help others, even when it's not easy.
- [last lines]
- Bob the Tomato: Remember, kids, God made you special.
- Larry the Cucumber: And He loves you very much!
- Bob the Tomato: You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
- All: Goodbye!
- [first lines]
- Bob the Tomato: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song.
- Larry the Cucumber: Uh, y-yeah, Bob. What do I do?
- Bob the Tomato: Hm, let's see. I know! You play the guitar.
- Larry the Cucumber: Bob, I don't have any hands.
- Huckleberry Larry: I just wanna help little Jimmy find his mama.
- Tomato Sawyer: I've got news for you. I didn't hurt little Jimmy. I'm not the one who sent him up the river away from his mama. I didn't hurt him, so I shouldn't have to help him.
- Huckleberry Larry: Sometimes, not helping is the same as hurting.
- Tomato Sawyer: What? That makes no sense.
- Huckleberry Larry: If we see someone who needs help, and we can help them, I think that's what God wants us to do.