The Dead Don't Scream

worst movie ever made,worst acting,hands down,seriously this is the most atrocious movie I've ever seen,a absolute disgrace and I've seen some cheesy movies in my time.its a fact that some of the high scoring reviews on IMDb are so false and as wooden as every character involved in this movie.everybody involved with the making of this movie,please spare us the pain of ever even thinking about getting involved in the making of another movie.i will say it once more because it needs to be said,the acting in this movie was so abysmal it was truly painful to watch.I'm not even gonna waste my time in explaining what this movie was about because i haven,t got a clue and it doesn,t,t deserve even a second of my time, a corpse could of done a better job.even a prisoner on death row given the choice in watching this movie or getting put to death would hands down without even blinking choose the option of being put to death.what is the movie industry coming to,

...and, yet, so stunningly bad that I was riveted. I simply HAD to watch the whole movie, to see how bad it could get. As time went on, the pacing improved a bit, a few of the actors managed to deliver their lines without sounding like robots, and some of the special effects impressed me, given the apparent micro-budget that they were dealing with. A few times I caught myself thinking, "Hey, this isn't so bad, actually...", and then someone would go back to using his/her robot voice, devoid of all inflection or emotion, or the dialogue would devolve into insipid clichés. Even so, I could tell that they were acting their little hearts out, and I guess their enthusiasm eventually won me over, because, at the start, I was dead-set on giving this movie a single star. Now, three stars may not be much, but for something this bad, it's actually quite generous. The music, while being rather derivative, was still derivative of bands that I like, so there was also that going for it. Finally, I'd like to say that the music video played during the credits was actually kind of catchy. If nothing else, it's worth it to watch this ridiculously bad movie, so you can listen to that dopey song and laugh at how cheesy it is.

If you're looking for a serious movie about a serious topic, starring serious actors... hahaha. I pity you. But if you're into Troma movies, you might find some aspects of this atrocious movie to be unintentionally funny enough to enjoy. In fact, I could totally see some of the people eventually having an illustrious career at Troma some day, once they graduate from film school. Now there's a scary thought...

College kids go on a road trip to a place they shouldn't have in this dire little mess of a film. Struggling to think of anything redeeming about this and other than the opening scene of topless sunbathing, I'm coming up with a blank. And that's being generous. Horrid robotic acting and a threadbare plot both could've been forgiven if the film were fun. It's not.

The 2 word review for Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich" album...would be giving this movie far too much credit. I can honestly say that this is not only the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life...but possibly the worst movie ever created by man. I cannot believe any self-respecting individual would ever allow this movie to be produced, let alone released. Every single aspect of this movie is horrific...and all those associated with it should be barred from making films ever again. I am fairly certain that if monkeys can learn to operate cameras, they can probably make a more compelling movie...even if said movie is about monkeys doing monkey things.

I can't decide what was worse, the acting or the script. There was one scene with a woman on the phone and it honestly seems like she's never spoken on a telephone before. Another scene with a man giving hand signals to someone reversing a car and it was as if he had never moved his arms before... I mean it stinks of something rotten if the actors in a film aren't believable as human beings. I watched this on a paid subscription website and this film makes me want to ask for my money back. I would literally rather jab spoons in my eye repeatedly than to watch this tripe ever again. At the end of the day, I've watched a LOT of horrible movies over the years... But this is the first time one has been so bad that it prompted me to write a review about it!!! This film deserves a -10 out of 10.