- Noah Griffith: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caaa! What's your name?
- Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby.
- Noah Griffith: Soul Baby?
- Soul Baby: Yeah.
- Noah Griffith: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man.
- Soul Baby: Is that right?
- Noah Griffith: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it.
- [walks away]
- Soul Baby: You're a badass motherfucker.
- Noah Griffith: [to Rodrigo] I know you're a little kid, and I know I'm not supposed to say this kind of stuff to you, but fuck you. Fuck you so much. You're a douche.
- Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man!
- Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.